Kelsey Reynolds

The GOP has been trying to replace Obamacare for 15 years. It still does not have a plan. We are supposed to take their claim to be a party interested in legitimate governance seriously.

what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?

I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time

Ted Cruz v @tedcruz X.com The 44 Senate Democrats who voted for Schumer's Shutdown should know that the Sombrero posting will continue until they re-open our government. Hey, Macarena! [photo of Amy Klobuchar that’s been altered]

Ted Cruz just posted a video montage with photos of every Democratic senator altered to make them wear sombreros and mustaches. It’s set to the song Macarena.

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the graph shows that white men are a third of the labor market in 2024, down from more than 60% in the 1950s

This fever dream against diversity is just wildly at odds with the reality of the modern US labor market that all employers, including the military must compete for talent in

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

"War is Peace" is one of the three core slogans of the fascist government in 1984, and it's pretty damn chilling to see the Secretary of Defense demanding that the U.S. Armed Forces adopt it as truth.

George Orwell wrote that book as a cautionary tale drawing on, yes, history!

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

Hey Congress! Hey Judiciary! Hey Corporate America! Have you ever seen this many Feds speaking out and saying how worried they are? Perhaps you should actually believe them? Perhaps do something? Are you really just going to stand there and watch while they destroy the freedom you claim to revere?

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Still no details leaked on the shooter or motive, so likely a conservative white male evangelical Christian.

It'll be swept under the rug, because Republicans can't politicize blaming guns or evangelical Christians, and they all believe routine gun violence is affirmatively good for society.

that we have built an alternate media ecosystem in which every American city is an apocalyptic hellhole - completely unmoored from reality - and the political system has collapsed to the point that the president can use this fabrication to send troops against his own citizens is a staggering failure

Why do headlines say "norms shattered" when what is meant is "laws broken" or "Constitution violated"?

If the government is simply whatever Donald Trump wants, it makes no sense to vote to fund it

Feel like if this is how the law works, there’s no reason to make a budget deal because there’s no reason to believe anything that you win via Congress will actually happen anyway.

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

Lamar Jackson was sacked SEVEN times against the Detroit Lions.

would’ve been poetic to convert one one yard longer than tucker’s 66-yard game winner from a few years ago, but

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

The angles are shit on ESPN but I thought so.

"The Lions social media, they got receipts. They're waiting."

Scott Van Pelt after the "Monday Night Countdown" crew unanimously picked the Ravens to beat the Lions.

Unproven Medical Advice 2m ago In a rambling news briefing, President Trump promoted unproven ties between vaccines, autism and Tylenol use by pregnant women and babies.

This is, I think, the best push alert and makes me wonder why this directness isn’t the norm.

the jets did something so cool that their coach is dancing his ass off on the sidelines

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

if our constitutional rights are contingent on “dems winning 2026” or whatever, there are no rights

By the way, you can in fact run a media business where people give you money for goods and services. 56k+ people give The Onion ~$100 and we give them a year of newspapers. This business didn’t exist last year in this way. People will pay for good shit. Now’s the time to break glass and go for it.