LiamOf12

He knows! We had 2 but sadly Jemaine died a few years ago 🥺

We’ve got a cat called Bret

Marina can you get the name Gianni Sycofantino out there please?!

#sycofantino

They sold the World Cup to arseholes a long time ago but I still feel like this is a new low? Maybe just another low, either way it made me feel slightly nauseous and it hasn’t even started yet!

Zsa Zsa Gabor, Franz Liszt, Ferenc Puskas, Laszlo Biro, Adrien Brody, Joseph Pulitzer, bloke who invented the Rubiks Cube - can you hear us bloke who invented the Rubik's Cube? Solve that in 6+ minutes of added time!

“Trump & Brexit are not 2 different things. They are the same thing. Same companies. Same data. Same Facebook. Same Russians. Same Cambridge Analytica. Same Robert Mercer. Same Steve Bannon. Same Breitbart. Same Alexander Nix. Same Donald Trump. Same Nigel Farage” @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
👇 #BBC

He’s so clueless 🤣

Yes, don’t discuss whether the booing of Trent is justified or not, talk about the entertainment value of the fans over-cheering everything Bradley did and booing every touch of Trent!

Londoners 🙄

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At the risk of sounding like a government spokesperson, I wonder if we're too gloomy. NHS waiting times are falling, as are net migration numbers. Growth hasn't been fast, but it's improved. Real wages are growing. Inflation is a bit sticky, but much reduced.

You love that? As a Villa fan I think it’s embarrassing.

Not allowed to celebrate a battering then? 🙄

Darwin Nunez

Games gone

The disallowed goal could’ve been a game changer, no idea how they can justify upholding the offside. It’s a disgrace. Yes we were very poor but these things matter and change the course of games

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Great work from #AVFC on this Duran deal, the guy is clearly talented but loooks an absolute pain in the arse to coach and play with. Getting so much money for him is brilliant and ends the ridiculous “debate” for him to start #goodbusiness #UTV

The bastard! Could’ve been a world beater, in a different time, a different universe

I see this and the fact it will just get brushed off as nothing, there will be no action taken and I really feel for Wayne Hennessey #football #epl

Fucking hell.

If only, so sick of him

Honestly, day of the jackal is incredible TV, the acting is brilliant from everyone but it’s so smart and action packed as a story too. My new fave show

Loving this guys face at the #snooker 😂👏🏻

Finished #agathaallalong and loved it, also have a new song in my head, all day, forever it would seem……..down, down, down the road……oh not again 🙄

Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

I never know how helpful 'Imagine ifs' are - although I am partial to reminding people of the media meltdowns when Diane Abbott had a mojito on a train - but seriously, imagine a major Labour politician publicly advertising this level of pant-wetting ignorance. He is shadow *Justice Secretary* ffs.

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]

🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob