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Jeb Fain

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DC Bartender. Former spokesperson & strategist for Democratic campaigns, Members of Congress, & Super PACs. Politics, cocktails, & dog pics.

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Completely unqualified hack.

The Trump administration is an affirmative action speak for mediocre white guys. It's kind of a reverse-DEI.

12.08.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 868    ๐Ÿ” 163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Very likely that that the woman holding the baby in this photo sexually assaults it on a regular basis.

12.08.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What a banal way of describing the march toward fascism.

12.08.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5619    ๐Ÿ” 1521    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 261    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86

She says the same thing every day when she reaches her seventh drink.

12.08.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude no one attacked this city harder than you guys!

11.08.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 445    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œI'm sorry I'm late. I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay till the very end and I found out I received nothing. Broke my arm.โ€

11.08.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve never met a Republican who isnโ€™t a pedophile. Neither have you.

11.08.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why are GOP staffers so desperate to protect pedophiles? It raises some serious questions about just how widespread the pedophilia problem is within the GOP โ€” especially among GOP staffers

11.08.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

No mystery why thereโ€™s no comment from Trump about the domestic terror attack in Atlanta yesterday. It was a black police officer who was killed in the line of duty and CDC employees who were targeted.
Worst POTUS in history.

09.08.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 712    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

He just needs to make his nut

09.08.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The cold, hard cash hanging over the Texas redistricting fight: From the Politics Desk Plus, the latest moves from Trump on tariffs, the Fed and the FBI.

Holy shit theyre right this may be the dumbest political journalism article ive ever read www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

08.08.2025 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 248    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Is there a Nobel Prize for fellatio?

07.08.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1315    ๐Ÿ” 174    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 151    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

As virtually everyone else has now said, the jobs data going forward will be more or less meaningless

01.08.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4122    ๐Ÿ” 832    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 136    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

2/ Unfortunately this is not hyperbole. They could remain real? Maybe? But after the chief of the process has been fired for โ€œbadโ€ numbers thereโ€™s simply no way of knowing and the assumption has to be that โ€œbadโ€ numbers wonโ€™t be allowed. Itโ€™s probably adp numbers as the only signal going forward.

01.08.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 400    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Exclusive: Newly discovered photos and video shed fresh light on Trumpโ€™s ties to Jeffrey Epstein | CNN Politics Newly uncovered archived video footage and photos reveal fresh details about Donald Trumpโ€™s past relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

๐ŸšจNEW: We uncovered multiple photos of Jeffrey Epstein at Donald Trumpโ€˜s wedding. Photos of the pair together earlier that year at an event. And video of Epstein Stein and Trump at the 1999 Victoriaโ€™s Secret Fashion Show. www.cnn.com/2025/07/22/p...

22.07.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5209    ๐Ÿ” 1767    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 192    ๐Ÿ“Œ 235
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FBI AGENTS TOLD TO FLAG MENTIONS OF TRUMP IN EPSTEIN RECORDS, SAYS SEN. DURBIN

"...you pressured the FBI to put approximately 1,000 personnel...to review ~100,000 Epstein-related records...

My office was told [they] were instructed to "flag" any records in which President Trump was mentioned."

18.07.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5176    ๐Ÿ” 2077    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 361    ๐Ÿ“Œ 167
Daniel Goldman * @danielsgoldman
Nice try @AGPamBondi.
What about videos, photographs and other recordings?
What about FBI 302's (witness interviews)?
What about texts and emails?
That's where the evidence about Trump and others will be.
Grand jury testimony will only relate to Epstein and Maxwell.
Attorney General Pamela Bondi @ ยฎ @AGPamBondi โ€ข 1h
President Trumpโ€”we are ready to move the court tomorrow to unseal the grand jury transcripts.
Donald J. Trump o @realDonaldTrump
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Based on the ridiculous amount of publicity given to Jeffrey Epstein, I have asked Attorney General Pam Bondi to produce any and all pertinent Grand Jury testimony, subject to Court approval. This

Daniel Goldman * @danielsgoldman Nice try @AGPamBondi. What about videos, photographs and other recordings? What about FBI 302's (witness interviews)? What about texts and emails? That's where the evidence about Trump and others will be. Grand jury testimony will only relate to Epstein and Maxwell. Attorney General Pamela Bondi @ ยฎ @AGPamBondi โ€ข 1h President Trumpโ€”we are ready to move the court tomorrow to unseal the grand jury transcripts. Donald J. Trump o @realDonaldTrump + Based on the ridiculous amount of publicity given to Jeffrey Epstein, I have asked Attorney General Pam Bondi to produce any and all pertinent Grand Jury testimony, subject to Court approval. This

Congressman Daniel Goldman, a former federal prosecutor, responds to AG Pam Bondi.

18.07.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1760    ๐Ÿ” 557    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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Trump is desperately trying to portray the Epstein scandal as a โ€œhoaxโ€ just like โ€œRussia Russia Russiaโ€ (which was not a hoax)

16.07.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1939    ๐Ÿ” 398    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 176    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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Sandy Hook parent says tragedies are inherently political: โ€œYou may not believe in climate change, but insurance companies absolutely do.โ€

06.07.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18205    ๐Ÿ” 5330    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 169    ๐Ÿ“Œ 114

I was just reading an Axios write up that in passing mentioned the "millions" of undocumented immigrants who arrived in the US under Biden and how Trump says this justifies a purge etc. One often hears Republicans claiming 20 million undoc'd immigrants came to the US under Biden, sometimes ...

05.07.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 811    ๐Ÿ” 208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

having a normal one

23.06.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3755    ๐Ÿ” 739    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1322    ๐Ÿ“Œ 211
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Reminder again: this is the 22 year old boy Trump put in charge of preventing a terror attack at home:

23.06.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4264    ๐Ÿ” 1308    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 765    ๐Ÿ“Œ 179

It gets harder by the day not to characterize this administration as distinctly โ€œnorth koreanโ€ when the White House senior staff is about fifteen inches away from declaring Trump invented the moon and the stars, and currently argue things like that he invented in Geico Gecco

23.06.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2449    ๐Ÿ” 443    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

the breathless tone of news articles framing chairman of the joint chiefs of staff dan caine as 'a moderating force' 'the adult in the room' 'trump values his qualities'

have we really learned nothing here lol

23.06.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 695    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

A bunch of Gen Z who didnโ€™t have to live thru โ€œyouโ€™re either with us or against usโ€ from the lowest days of the War On Terror and about to experience a reality tv version of a speed run. Enjoy, children!

22.06.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1113    ๐Ÿ” 130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Cool that Beltway media is treating, credibly, the idea that Trump is carefully weighing the complex national security implications of bombing Iran โ€” with Americaโ€™s best interests at heart โ€” as if he were loyal to this country and mentally competent enough to have a go with a pair of scissors.

19.06.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know a lot of people just don't really know much about foreign cities, but please imagine how it would go if someone told all of NYC to evacuate "immediately," and then add two million more people to that scenario

16.06.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2057    ๐Ÿ” 541    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Trump sent a very clear message by pardoning every Jan 6 terrorist on the very first day he was back in office โ€” that heโ€™s giving his supporters a free pass to use violence in the service of helping him and the GOP take power by force. Vance Boelter heard him loud and clear.

16.06.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are dangerous lies in a dangerous proclamation.

The press would lose their shit if Obama or Biden announced federal incursions into rural communities to crack down on "the core of the Rethuglican Power Center."

And he does so with a lie about undocumented voters.

16.06.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Heโ€™s looking really healthy and vigorous

15.06.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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