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As I learn Spanish (and remember my Italian lessons from years ago) I feel I must apologize to anyone I know learning French or English. Phonetic languages? No guessing at how shit is pronounced? My god.

It was the best of times (using a group chat is more efficient rather than being the go between for a bunch of people), it was the worst of times (being in a group chat)

unsure if regularly getting roasted by teens has made me too powerful or just too beat down to notice anything else that might insult me. Maybe that’s the same thing.

omg a girl just left her soup on the bus and a lady just ran after her yelling “honey! Your soup! Don’t leave your soup!” it was the purest interaction

Nice.

How did you eat it? I am imagining picking off bits of it and grunting in a feral manner while crouched.

Hell yeah brother.

I’ll do the costumes. Props if I get paid.

“Look at this cool AI art I made”
Bruh. This is just the robot version of asking your friend to draw you something. You didn’t make this.

This cold sucks

unfortunately this cold is sort of Julia in its ubiquity

nothing like rocking a head cold with no voice and sinuses that feel like freshly poured cement wearing my genuine tour merch 365 party girl tank

literally every time I use Snapchat I think about the scene where Carrie Bradshaw was worried that people could see her through the computer if they were both online at the same time

One kid today said my outfit was “giving yodelayheehoo energy” which is a wildly accurate roast to start the semester with like wow

The cognitive dissonance is wiiiiild

Time to open up Stardew Valley and huuuuurt my own feeeeeeelings

Hey, folks who leave their 12-foot skeleton out all year? How does it feel to be god’s favourite?

He couldn’t tell from the relatively low wear on the glass slipper that someone who spent their days doing domestic labour had worn it. If he’d had access to other footwear, he’d have been better able to see the wearing patterns from tasks such as floor scrubbing. In this forensic analysis I will —

Once I open this tube of cookie dough it’s all over. The delicate dance begins.

Got up and sang and danced to Sabrina Carpenter this morning at like 5 am because it truly is that me espresso (I have insomnia)

Hey whoa hi whoa how are you hahaha

Sooooo