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Carl van Simpleton

@vansimpleton.bsky.social

Supervillain moonlighting as a Project Manager/ Process Improvement Professional. Seeking work in Death Star development.

632 Followers  |  871 Following  |  378 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.9942

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24.07.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is fake. I am sure it is possible, but it is not that easy to forge papers anymore. They aren't checking a signature. We have databases of biometric information.

17.06.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is this toxic masculinity and not sociopathic behavior induced by a culture of capitalist exploitation?
Masculinity is not toxic. Masculinity protects, teaches, supports, builds, & encourages.

05.06.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is this toxic masculinity and not sociopathic behavior induced by a culture of capitalist exploitation?
Masculinity is not toxic. Masculinity protects, teaches, supports, builds, & encourages.

05.06.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Since a Minneapolis police officer murdered George Floyd in 2020, the number of people killed by the police each year has continued to rise β€” and Black Americans are still killed in disproportionate numbers. Our data reporter explains his findings. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/u...

24.05.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8481    πŸ” 3315    πŸ’¬ 331    πŸ“Œ 185

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22.05.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why I’m Resigning from the NSF and Library of Congress I cannot participate in systems that require dishonesty as the price of belonging.

"For me, the answer now lies in refusal, the withdrawal of participation from systems that require dishonesty as the price of belonging."

Today I am resigning from the National Science Board and the Library of Congress Scholars Council.

I wrote about my decision in TIME.

time.com/7285045/resi...

13.05.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 17436    πŸ” 6036    πŸ’¬ 482    πŸ“Œ 518

You sound like a terrible person.
This is exactly what a terrible person would type.
No nuance, no consideration. Let's just lynch 'em and let God sort it out.

13.05.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is my new favorite image because it perfectly encapsulates the concern trolling and crybullying from the right when you give them even a fraction of what they spew out on a consistent basis.

13.05.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 18680    πŸ” 3076    πŸ’¬ 256    πŸ“Œ 115

I work in process improvement. It is my job to simplify complex processes and concepts to make communication and implementation easier. A core tenant is to always consider the human beings that engage with the process.
My profession shapes my perspective.

13.05.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey guys, let's cut the guy some grace. He didn't promote it. Just got paid to ask some benign questions. He did not seem thrilled.
We don't know what he is going through where he felt pushed to accept the job.

13.05.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
- I want things to be different 
- *smashes everything*
- oh no

- I want things to be different - *smashes everything* - oh no

I think about this comic at least once a week

10.05.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 23812    πŸ” 4827    πŸ’¬ 301    πŸ“Œ 270
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So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

08.05.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 49735    πŸ” 11122    πŸ’¬ 449    πŸ“Œ 310
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I love this! πŸ‘‡πŸ»

11.04.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 20352    πŸ” 3858    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 80

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13.03.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Boycott Tesla

13.03.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 38171    πŸ” 7550    πŸ’¬ 1061    πŸ“Œ 356

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10.03.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amen

09.03.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 29059    πŸ” 5784    πŸ’¬ 811    πŸ“Œ 312
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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!

If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!

Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.

JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🀬 πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί

#24HourEconomicBlackout

27.02.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 67414    πŸ” 23388    πŸ’¬ 2252    πŸ“Œ 1503

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24.02.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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16.01.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

07.01.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We were planning to escape to Canada if the US went pure fascist nazi.
Maybe Greenland...? No? How about Panama?

07.01.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pathetic. Always too little, too late.
The democrats are only capable of putting on a perpetual mummers play.

07.01.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I saw through the hypocrisy as a kid

05.01.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1

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03.01.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.

01.01.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 34289    πŸ” 6121    πŸ’¬ 605    πŸ“Œ 260
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A social distancing cheat chart:

01.01.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 57918    πŸ” 11328    πŸ’¬ 1128    πŸ“Œ 605

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30.12.2024 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
70,000 Members found in sexual assault telegram group chats - Cyzor
YouTube video by Cyzor 70,000 Members found in sexual assault telegram group chats - Cyzor

I joined #BlueSky to escape the toxicity & racism of X.
What I found was constant sexual objectification of black women. I get that most see this as harmless. But it is not.
I am asking that we do & be better. Please.
#blacksky #islandsky #caribbeansky #panafricansky

youtu.be/x7Oby-WfbG8?...

30.12.2024 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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