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At some point Pedro Pascal will probably disappoint us but it's hard to imagine how at this point

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In light of recent happenings, never forget: Carry onwards and keep living

You can tell companies’ AI projects are going really well because every app is bait-and-switching their most commonly pressed button with something called like “Answers By Glorp” to get people to even accidentally use it

We're all hoping Mike Tyson beats the shit out of Jake Paul tonight right?

When I said I was going to get a lot done today, I was a person who had no idea my shirt was going to feel so weird

Ohhh a great one, I love a good classic!

just a reminder that john oliver did better in a condensed 60 seconds to defend trans rights and trans people than the entire democratic party in a 6 month campaign.

@killingswife.bsky.social

FYI for new users: the pronoun labeler

22!

bsky selfie posting 🩷

Daniel Craig introducing The Weekend

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.

cover for a foreign editon of 'The Hobbit' showing a group of dwarves surrounding a hobbit giving it a side-eye while the hobbit smiles and waves

greatest book cover of all time

Jimmy Buffett

RIP to the man responsible for the greatest cameo in film history: Here is Jimmy Buffett in the Jurassic World Margaritaville grabbing two tropical cocktails as he flees an attack of pteranodons

The Pee Queen in question

I did no such thing but I can’t say I’m sad you lost it 😂

Now I can finally delete twitter