Janelle Phonáe🩷♀️🧞‍♀️

Yea...I promise you're not.
A horrendous read...she should be a damn shamed

This is one of my favorites🤣🤣
"Holds back laugh"

I hate to be the one to tell you...but yes😮‍💨

Name another song that mentions the word 'girl'

They got me too....
I couldn't believe it

Now, what if I told you we're all definitely getting scammed as senior citizens?
This is AI😭😭😭

The pause🤣🤣🤣
"Or you can get old & in-shape...women"

Make New Jack Swing Great Again

You might need to work out a spokesperson deal because I'm sold! I haven't heard anyone mention Sandalwood. I'm a musky girl, so vanilla + sandalwood is my Holy Grail!!!

a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a white wall ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a white wall

Na-

I'm a vanilla girl through & through, but is Saltair REALLY that good?? Is it long lasting?
I keep seeing it but haven't jumped yet.

We’re about to enter a Great Depression while enduring endless climate catastrophes all because of *checks notes* racism

Why nobody told me Bok Choy tastes like collards?

I am so tired, but here I am...putting on this fake ass face for 8hrs a day every week so I can pay my rent.
I want to scream, I want to cry, I want a girly drink & a 12 month all expense paid vacation w/ my wife.

President Sheinbaum Pardo of Mexico 🇲🇽 sent firefighters to California during the last wildfire.

And now they're in Texas doing search & rescue.

I applaud Mexico for helping in these disasters. It's too bad America's president doesn't appreciate the basic concept of humanity.

#MexicoLove
#TeAmo

I'm on Delta flight 348 omw to see Beyonce & tell me the power & air shut off while we're waiting to take off? They're talking about "thank you for your patience while we bring out some techs"
How about yall bring out a new plane??

I'm really thinking about the fact that they really had us watch 80% of the show before we got a singular lovey dovey, episode with actual couples.
Love Island really tried to ruin my summer

Yall, I have a coworker clearly non Black who changed their Teams reactions to the skintone emojis (which I didn't even know you could do in Teams) to the darkest one. The same one I use on my phone...
Am I trippin for feeling a type of way??

Nic really said "you got me straight trippin boo"😭😭😭
#LoveIslandUSA

We scroll
through unfiltered thoughts,
collecting some,
leaving no secrets.
Digital dynasties
cash in on our #hamartia—
the social creatures we are.

#vss365 #writer #prompt

"Would it have been that bad if I wasn't pretty🥺"

a 25 years old man asking “i can’t be a kid”……..wrap this shit up man #loveislandusa

I'm so glad Olandria got it off her chest. She has been so gracious when none of that consideration was given back to her.
#loveislandusa

I might be projecting, but I think the Casa girls felt a little threatened by how warm the welcome was for Olandria. They paid her dust the whole time she was over there.
#loveislandusa

I wonder how iften Zak has talked his way out of 😻?
Like, yes he's cute, but, omg shut up
#loveislandusa

i can’t imagine raising a child and they grow up to become an ice agent.

Good morning!

Now clear it out

Abuse is NOT a two-way street.
It's NOT mutual.
It's one person seeking power and control - and another doing whatever it takes just to survive.

We really dont get a chance to see Cierra & that's a shame.
There's something about her idk, but I really like her.
If they were trying to recapture the trio magic from S6, they shoulda opened w/ Olandria, Chelley & Cierra
#loveislandusa