Donkey Talks

Dear MAGA:

I thought you guys quit the NFL over Kaepernick in 2017.
So why are you still here in 2026 screaming about halftime shows?

You never boycotted because you’re not trying to change anything … you’re trying to feel offended on purpose.

Outrage is your cardio.

SEE YOU NEXT SEASON 🤣

Forget Don Lemon.

The White House should not be doing propaganda memes about arrests.

PERIOD.

That’s not normal.

They are getting HIGH on their own power.

Nailed it.

dOn’T tReAd oN mE

When the punishment is optional, abuse becomes policy.

He governs exactly like that: petty, vindictive, and always performing for the crowd. If this is the “message,” the policy is the same.

Name the agency. Identify the officer. Preserve the footage. File complaints and FOIA. This doesn’t get to vanish into “both sides” noise.

From now on, all who cherish democracy…will know him as….the Pedophile Protector.

Can someone explain what the hell is happening with Venezuela, Minnesota, Iran, Greenland—like why is EVERYTHING a crisis today?

Never mind. I found the answer. 👇

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem stood behind “ONE OF OURS, ALL OF YOURS” like it’s a mission statement.

Translation: touch one agent and we will bring the full weight of ICE down on everyone around you; raids, sweeps, collateral damage.. even death and murder.

THIS IS AMERICA?

Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino is a fucking power-trip cosplay clown.

My New Year’s resolution was to stop arguing online with MAGA morons.. then all this shit happened.

Once more into the fray 💪

ICE Deportation Officer “requirements”:

• Be a U.S. citizen
• Have a driver’s license
• Be allowed to carry a gun
• Be under 40

That’s it. That’s the fucking bar.

You hand federal power and loaded weapons to people vetted like mall security, then act surprised when someone ends up dead.

THEY USED ADOBE TO REDACT THE EPSTEIN FILES

🤣 🤣 🤣

Trump takes sharp U-turn on Epstein files Morning Report is The Hill’s a.m. newsletter. Subscribe here. In today’s issue: ▪ President reverses ahead of Epstein vote ▪ Trump-MTG spat intensifies ▪ FAA ends all flight reductions …

Trump’s Epstein move is a ruse. Make a Dem-only probe, shout “transparency”… then block the files with “ongoing investigation.”

It’s a con in broad daylight.

#EpsteinFiles

You mean besides 91 felony charges, a coup attempt, sexual assault verdict, stealing nuclear secrets, charity fraud, Trump U scam, hush money coverups, stiffing workers, kids in cages, COVID lies, and grifting his cult for cash?

#MAGAts #TrumpCrimeFamily #Cult45 #NeverSurrenderMyAss

Shutdown fight halts $18B for New York’s largest subway, rail projects The move appeared designed to pressure Senate Minority Leader Schumer and Democrats to support a GOP plan that would have averted the shutdown.

Red states get subsidies. Blue states get punishment.

Trump uses your tax dollars like a mob boss settling scores

#TrumpCrimeFamily #TyrannyByBudget #Cult45

Trump no longer distancing himself from Project 2025 as he uses shutdown to further pursue its goals President Donald Trump is now openly embracing the conservative blueprint he desperately tried to distance himself from during the 2024 campaign.

Trump said Project 2025 had “nothing to do with me.” Now he’s stapling it to his orange ass like a bumper sticker.

Gaslight, deny, repeat … it’s the only exercise he gets besides waddling to the fridge.

#Project2025
#MAGAts
#Cult45

This clown show doesn’t even bother hiding it.

Deny Project 2025 to the press, then brag about Project 2025 to the cult.

Peak two-faced fascist bullshit.

#Project2025 #TrumpLies #ClownShow #Fascism #DonkeyTalks

Trump the draft dodger standing there pretending to be a general is pure stolen valor bullshit.

#Trump #DraftDodger #StolenValor #ClownShow #DonkeyTalks

Ferguson: WA won’t be ‘bullied’ by federal threats on immigration U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi sent a letter to the governor last week demanding that the state change its “sanctuary” policies.

Nobody’s saying Pam Bondi confused Washington State with Washington D.C.…

but with this clown show, would it really shock you?

#PamBondi #ClownShow #Washington #Satire #DonkeyTalks

US helped Netanyahu’s cyber chief evade child sex crime charges: Report A recent report has revealed that Donald Trump’s administration helped one of the Israeli prime minister’s top cyberwarfare officials evade child sex crime charges, released him, and returned him to I...

FBI: We got him.

Homeland Security: We charged him.

Nevada Task Force: We logged him in.

Trump White House: Delete all that, Israel wants him home.

Predator walks. System broken.

Law & Order?

“Whatever the hell they want” has a history; Jim Crow terror, stop-and-frisk, Ferguson, George Floyd.

Unchecked cops don’t keep us safe, they keep the abuse coming.

Trump just put D.C. on that list.

#GaslightAndOrder

Trump orders increased federal law enforcement presence in Washington to 'make DC safe again' The White House has announced an increased federal law enforcement presence in Washington, D.C., for at least the next week to combat crime.

One interesting fact about the “crime epidemic” in Washington DC is that Trump is on the Epstein client list.

Ozzy Osbourne, ‘Prince of Darkness’ Turned Reality TV Star, Dies at 76

The godfather of metal.

The bat-biting legend.

The voice of Sabbath.

He screamed into the void and made it sing. There’s no metal without Ozzy.

Crank it loud today. Let the darkness echo.

#RIPOzzy

Full circle of stupid.

Uno reverse-carded by Obama’s bench pick.