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Marcus Keeley

@marcuskeeley.bsky.social

From Belfast. Sometimes I do comedy things and that. I look at things on Tiktok. All views irrelevant. marcuskeeley.com

1,209 Followers  |  375 Following  |  278 Posts  |  Joined: 23.07.2023  |  1.7673

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“So you’ve been on a bus for most of the #latelatetoyshow because we’ve tricked you, welcome.”

05.12.2025 23:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Well Patrick, your final challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to eat as many marshmallows as you can through the medium of tiny hands.” #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 23:14 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Genuinely love how close Paddy comes to outwardly gurning at the kids and the amount of money raised. #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 22:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wake up babe, new trolley problem just dropped. #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 22:42 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Severe amount of Dutch angles in the #latelatetoyshow, really adds a tense vibe to the proceedings.

05.12.2025 22:38 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Unexpected celebrity guests surprising children while they’re in the middle of playing their song. #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 22:36 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“A second child has hit the toy tower.”

#latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 22:22 — 👍 39    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 1

(I don’t know anything about football)

05.12.2025 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh look, it’s the actual Grinch. #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 22:20 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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“And there’s one for everyone in the #LateLateToyShow audience!”

Everyone at home:

05.12.2025 22:03 — 👍 19    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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#LateLateToyShow

05.12.2025 22:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gerry Kelly fuming at his set up being bastardised.

Side note: picked this up in a charity shop last year. Yet to read.

#latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Already enjoying the camera work. #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 21:45 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s December.

01.12.2025 10:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just been up in the roof space. Great lighting.

25.11.2025 21:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Time for breakfast.

25.11.2025 20:21 — 👍 22    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Thinking of writing a script for some immersive theatre on the IKEA “Offer of the Day” stage.

13.11.2025 20:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I went and had a look at Shaw’s Bridge(s).

11.11.2025 18:02 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I went for a dander in the void.

14.10.2025 14:10 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Cheers!

07.10.2025 07:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Divis dander.

07.10.2025 07:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Items in Lidl that sound like mildly embarrassing medical conditions.

06.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Monday.

06.10.2025 12:06 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Wander.

05.10.2025 11:34 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Is that what they’re calling it these days?

23.09.2025 11:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

I see festive chips are on sale. Seems to get earlier every year.

23.09.2025 11:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The other day I had a wee look at the Isle of Man from above.

12.09.2025 21:02 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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