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Marcus Keeley

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From Belfast. Sometimes I do comedy things and that. I look at things on Tiktok. All views irrelevant. marcuskeeley.com

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Up, up and away so I was.

13.02.2026 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An omen, I fear.

12.02.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last night I dreamt it
Wasnโ€™t raining anymore.
Reality wet.

09.02.2026 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I went to a Carrefour in France, so I did.

26.01.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I went to The Louvre, so I did.

17.01.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weekend update.

04.01.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โœจ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

20.12.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some as of late.

16.12.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œSo youโ€™ve been on a bus for most of the #latelatetoyshow because weโ€™ve tricked you, welcome.โ€

05.12.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œWell Patrick, your final challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to eat as many marshmallows as you can through the medium of tiny hands.โ€ #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely love how close Paddy comes to outwardly gurning at the kids and the amount of money raised. #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wake up babe, new trolley problem just dropped. #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Severe amount of Dutch angles in the #latelatetoyshow, really adds a tense vibe to the proceedings.

05.12.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Unexpected celebrity guests surprising children while theyโ€™re in the middle of playing their song. #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œA second child has hit the toy tower.โ€

#latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

(I donโ€™t know anything about football)

05.12.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh look, itโ€™s the actual Grinch. #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œAnd thereโ€™s one for everyone in the #LateLateToyShow audience!โ€

Everyone at home:

05.12.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#LateLateToyShow

05.12.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gerry Kelly fuming at his set up being bastardised.

Side note: picked this up in a charity shop last year. Yet to read.

#latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Already enjoying the camera work. #latelatetoyshow

05.12.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s December.

01.12.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just been up in the roof space. Great lighting.

25.11.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Time for breakfast.

25.11.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thinking of writing a script for some immersive theatre on the IKEA โ€œOffer of the Dayโ€ stage.

13.11.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I went and had a look at Shawโ€™s Bridge(s).

11.11.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I went for a dander in the void.

14.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheers!

07.10.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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