@quicktoslapahopp.bsky.social
Metformin in the bloodstream. Mentally I'm in a dumpster. Physically I'm also near a dumpster. I post like I've never known peace and that's your problem now.
I just found a 1/2 full bag of mini chocolate morsels in the cupboard from 2 years ago.
They're still tasty. Kind of.
But her emails...
21.07.2025 04:07 — 👍 7241 🔁 908 💬 187 📌 31Omg.. I get so feral around this time. 😭
19.07.2025 04:59 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Smoked to chill, now I'm 37 minutes into explaining a theory that makes no logical sense but now feels like truth.
The logic is gone.The passion? Unmatched. Please clap.
If you say "globally" five times fast you sound ridiculous but have a lot of fun.
18.07.2025 05:37 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
me after taking metformin and eating a single piece of toast:
✨💥Internal warfare💥✨
Why go to bed? I'm just going to wake up again.
15.07.2025 07:39 — 👍 35 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 0
Triscuits are delicious. I said what I said. 🩷
14.07.2025 14:37 — 👍 62 🔁 5 💬 9 📌 0I want to just eat a bowl of coco puffs in a log cabin as a feral old lady sitting by a warm light.
15.07.2025 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My problem is I want to be spiritually evolved & beat people up too.
09.07.2025 22:44 — 👍 44 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 9I just found out they actually have more seasons...when did this happen
09.07.2025 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't understand why I can't send an email. That shit pisses me off.
09.07.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂
02.07.2025 21:51 — 👍 17419 🔁 2539 💬 418 📌 167
Not making more seasons of A.P bio is crazzy
03.07.2025 01:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Child: You're 96 and still don't need glasses? Grandma: No dear, I drink straight from the bottle.
Do you need glasses?
29.06.2025 23:27 — 👍 49 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1Wow I'm really living in 3d
23.06.2025 05:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When your cat's a master of disguise.
21.06.2025 18:52 — 👍 23404 🔁 1732 💬 287 📌 76Just found out your pregnant...here's some guac
20.06.2025 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anything can be solved with guac
20.06.2025 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My personal goal is to use this platform as my unhinged diary.
Dear me,
Today, I found memes and didn't accidentally overtake my depression meds....life is good.
