VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates)

Ed Wood

Watched a TikTok from a soccer mom who said everything will be OK because white middle-class women are finally angry and I'll start stocking the bunker as soon as I stop laughing.

Sometimes the best thing about a day is that it will inevitably end

I am significantly more pleasant when chips and salsa are present.

Freeze dried candy doesn’t taste better but at least it costs more

*leaves toothpaste on my mouth just so people know I actually brush my teeth*

you are chasing likes. i'm chasing cringe points. we are not the same

help me double milkless mocha you're my only hope

Oh no!! Feel better, hun! 🤗

they're called hummingbirds because they don't know the words

If they won’t accept me at my worst, that’s wise. I can be a dick sometimes

can I make this noise at you.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt,_...

Twatt Church ...🤭😆

Ive watched this about 100 times.

This is why the internet was invented.

Right here.

Peak content.

This post is priceless! 🤣

What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless.

Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.

Took a hot shower, drank some tea, and did some meditation...and now I'm sitting here complaining about being sleepy.

See me for more tips on how to suffer the consequences of your own actions.

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Antacids are a food group

Thinking of you. <nauseated>

It's protocol.

Then...booooo!!!!

Today is Elmo’s birthday!

He turns 3-and-a-half years old every year.