NoGodNoGOP

Conservatives: “I don’t own a dog so my tax dollars shouldn’t have to pay for poo bags!” 😡

[steps in dog shit left by another conservative]

I think we should all just agree to call him Don from now on.

Shoutout to all the shitheads who are saying Dumpo is not a republican. The fuck he isn’t. He’s a conservative, and he’s a republican. Brainless war, misogyny, racism, fiscal incompetence, and mendacity are republican values. The republican brand has been 💩 for 60 years.

Our dumbfuck president is wearing a hot pink tie.

No, it’s literally not that. It’s stating a fact.

So clever. 🙄

It does no such thing. And pretending there’s something out there more intelligent accomplishes nothing. Grow up.

Nah. This is horse shit.

It’s rude to inflict your religion on a secular society. It’s rude to lobby for public money to be spent on religious schools when the religions don’t pay taxes. It’s rude to insult atheists by claiming they’re immoral. It’s dissatisfaction with religion, not agnosticism.

An old white guy replaces another old white guy and gets to wear the fancy robe. BFD. 🙄

Really? I had no idea. 🙄

Did it hurt when you pulled that out of your ass?

It’s not that complicated. Atheists reject magic ghost master claims. That’s all. Atheism doesn’t address questions of “meaning” and “purpose.”

I know! Isn’t it awesome?

Bad bot

It’s okay. No one expects you to understand.

Hey man. No. Can you tell me why you post bullshit and ask stupid questions?

Sure. 🙄

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Weak. Again.

Translation: “I got nothing.”

Brain damage?

That’s your comeback? 😂

#Weak

Yeah, and?

Oh please. 😂 Plenty of priests would jump at the chance to absolve him for a “donation.” The church is in his greasy, money-lined pocket.

And a funny quip to distract from an uncomfortable truth. How very christian. 🙄

He couldn’t bring himself to admit he’s a hypocrite. He had to run away instead.

Wait. You’re saying jesus of nazareth is equal parts liberal and conservative? You’re not serious, are you?

That’s why I’m laughing at what you said.

It doesn’t matter what you’d call him. His actions and preaching, according to mythology, aligned with liberal policies.

Right, but the church would still “forgive” him of his crimes with no questions asked, so it wouldn’t matter whose feet his kissed. A few hail mary’s and he’d be good to go.

Wtf are you talking about? The mythological xtian savior was a liberal. Every word of what you said is wrong.