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As a gay, I have to say that Glen Powell is one fine ass man!

I used to really enjoy YouTube commentary channels until they started getting way too long format. I’m sorry but we don’t need a 45 minute long video talking about someone on tiktok who is pretending to be married to a ghost.

I’ve seen what the cat distribution system has done for others and I just want to know when it’s my turn!

24 years! That’s incredible! What an amazing life you must have given her. I lost my girl of 15 years back in October and it’s still hard not to break down over her everyday, so I feel your pain!

Had a coworker say, “I know you wish that shooter didn’t miss and it ruined your whole weekend.”

I actually wish the entire thing never happened and nobody got shot but okay!

Nobody wants to work anymore? Bro, nobody I know even wants to LIVE anymore.

He’s so tough he dodged the draft

I think we need to let some artists know it’s okay to retire…

In other news, here is my dog at the beach!

I cannot explain the absolute dread I feel scrolling through twitter/x these days. I don’t know why I keep going back. It’s like an abusive relationship.

you see your pets twitching their little limbs in their sleep and say to your partner "look, it is running through a field in its sleep", you are wrong: your pet is in a casino: throwing dice, playing slots and video poker, walking on two legs and betting large on a blackjack table

Noah Sebastian has one of the most insane vocal ranges I’ve ever heard. He can do it all!

I did what I didn’t want to do! I spent a fortune on tickets to see Sleep Token tomorrow night. Would have hated myself if I didn’t!

X. It’s what’s happening From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.

Made the mistake of going back to twitter for a bit. The fact that I can’t purposely go to twitter.com out of spite anymore is the final straw for me for some reason. I’d rather just scream into this void instead.

this is like being an insane clown posse groupie for 20 years and then acting surprised to discover you’re hanging out with people in face paint

It’s my dream to have a women owned, women run automotive customization shop but the idea of starting my own business is absolutely horrifying. 😱

It’s really heartbreaking to see how Bruce Willis is doing. I grew up looking up to him as my movie dad. Dementia is horrible and scary.

I swear every October I always have the intention of watching one horror movie a day for the whole month, but then after about day 3 I forget all about it

Motivational speakers give me the ick so bad that I legitimately do not understand how anyone falls for their babbling. Every fake inspiring story is something you’d see on r/ThatHappened

Senator John Fetterman: If those jagoffs in the House stop trying to shut our government down, and fully support Ukraine, then I will save democracy by wearing a suit on the Senate floor next week.

Sen. John Fetterman replies to dress code talks:

Rewatching Orphan Black and it’s crazy how even after all this time, it’s still so easy to forget that most scenes are just Tatiana Maslany acting with Tatiana Maslany and also Tatiana Maslany.

i have good news from X, the everything app

Everyone I’ve seen say they have it pre-ordered are doing it just to flip it for profit. Aren’t they going to run out of fools to flip to? I don’t think anyone actually wants to drive it!

Aliens knew we were not a threat as soon as they observed a Sam’s Club gas station

welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow:

* no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through
* you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday"
* if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"

That’ll be a subscription feature only!

Everytime I have a customer stomach a $3,000-5,000 repair bill with no question, I’m floored. “It’s cheaper than a new car!”

Okay yes…….. but still how do people just have thousands of dollars of disposable income?

I want them to do this so bad

Fucking sellout

A hand holding a lego cigarette and a bag of small green lego parts that look like weed.

Legolize it.