return of robocock

a photo of a bunch of rough pyrite rocks or geodes or whatever the fuck idk. its a bunch of dull golden brown grayish glittery rocks in a wooden container. pebbles. labeled pyrite. its pyrite.

obsessed. entranced. how fucking arrogant to call it “fool’s” anything

fuck yes!!!!! pyrite rules. pyritized fossils are my absolute favorite they are so beautiful

"what's your special interest?" being delusional and having sexual intercourse with god. and also that french circus freak who might've eaten an infant with his disturbing genetic aberration of a fuckin gullet

love when the song has a weird, out of place audio clip from some obscure piece of media (bonus if it's children's media) in the middle of it. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

i wish somebody would run into my pussy in infinite universes recursively plowing me until i am bone and dust and my withered fucked husk blows away to populate the stars that grow out of my death like a warm second skin

the country was founded on the principle that the primary role of government is to be fucking nazis. and uh. so it remains.

if you met yourself from an alternate universe and the other you had their consciousness implanted in a machine and the robot had a slutty little waist, would you or would you not hit?

guess we doin time paradoxes now

I have constructed entire universes predicated on the idea of a man witha slutty little waist

do not eat the yellow snow at me, witch! I was there when it was pissen

I’m a slav so i’m kind of the jesus christ of viggo mortensen a la crimes of the future, except instead of being crucified I’m crouching in corners, eating plastic

I once saw a man die in the monsterfucking field and I still completed my PhD and accepted tenure as the professor of monsterfucking

when da choir boy in da dark room says “I’m sorry I’m fucked up all the time” and his voice gets low like that; Gender Envy

i had top surgery last month 😎

nooo leave me alone *ringing increases and i’m flash banged by an image of the extremely hot straight man who liked me on hinge* aghhhh

hello bluesky. i’m evan u-u

Crispin is just like
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that one image of the person with blue eyes with superimposed text reading "it is vitally important that you be a pervert. i am not kidding. you need to be horny. don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise. they are your enemy. kill them"

my handler probably monitoring my google docs history right now shaking and trembling dick in hand like “i want him so bad”

I’m astral famous. you wouldn’t understand

in the google docs straight up writing it

I am hard at work everyday to invent the fagopticon

they need to bring back couch co-op so bad because my strongest recurring fantasy is getting my ass kicked in halo so bad i angrily make out with whoever im playing with

raise your hand if you’d let him do insane shit to your insides, raw, covered in grime, fresh out of an alternate universe

the fact that i don’t have a tail to wag is transphobic

*bringing a date up to my room* these are all my rocks. this one is for good luck. this one is cursed and sometimes whispers in my ear at night to go into the woods and dig a really deep hole with spikes inside . this one is shaped like a mushroom!

they had tboy swag especially whatever the fuck that little white guy has going on

being a liberal is not getting what you wanted and resorting to blaming the nearest minority for this instead of investigating why you keep getting strung along. it’s like seeing a carrot dangling from a stick and blaming the stick and not whoever’s holding it.

ah, the rise of BlueAnon is happening in which libs start churning out covertly bigoted conspiracy theories about the election. i am not shocked but libs hit new lows every fucking day. how are you blaming Palestinians for this with a clear conscience?