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An interesting side note to this story: According to this, this incident went viral because the kid who got punched was wearing Meta smart glasses at school, for which he (1) also got suspended and (2) made himself rather awkwardly famous.

As someone commented, this is the principal equivalent of jury nullification.

men's hockey that is

women's hockey is enormously gay and based

SAM ALTMAN: What no one understands is that no one at the beach can stop you from scooping up as many shells as you want. An endless well of seashells for the taking. INTERVIEWER: Mhm. ALTMAN: Look I have a bunch in my pocket right here. INTERVIEWER: Wow that's incredible. And they're all already crushed up too.

ALTMAN: Yes well I crushed them. They didn't start crushed. I took them home and then I crushed them. INTERVIEWER: Mhm. Mhm. ALTMAN: You can eat them. I eat them everyday. That's why I crush them. Here have a taste. INTERVIEWER: Wow these are great. It feels like eating teeth. ALTMAN: Right? Human teeth. Isn't it incredible? I died in 2023.

Extremely revealing details in this interview

To be clear, Obama flipped Indiana with D +7.6 environment. You get above 5 or 6 and weird shit starts happening because swing isn't exactly uniform.

Look at this photograph

using my monad to shove my contextual data into her tight, quivering functussy until it comes out the other side re-packaged

Just pictured Nick Saban receiving a stuffie after losing to Clemson 44-16 and literally burst out laughing

He thought about it.

We are the laughingstock of the world because of our moronic and psychotic president. Deservedly so.

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

Craig Custance @CraigCustance X.com Look out 2026 Olympics RT @usahockey: USA Hockey's 8 & under membership has reached 100,000 for the first time ever. 10:33 AM • 1/24/11

[checks date of tweet]

Well done @craigcustance.bsky.social

The last time anyone that wasn't motivated by antisemitism alleged a conspiracy by Rothschild money was in Landgraviate of Hesse-Kassel around 1803 when Salomon Mayer von Rothschild accused his brother Carl of cheating at Monopoly. What are we doing here?

A remarkably disheartening thing is you get the sense there are a handful of genuine historic fork in the road moments of what kind of country we want in our lifetime, and I still can’t shake how much during the height of Covid we had a decision of what lessons we’d all take from it and what…

When I was a government contractor, our C-suite came to the office for some kind of all-hands meeting and provided a catered lunch

They removed the cookies from each prepackaged box because they were afraid of exceeding the $20 gift limit for Federal employees

I and my USG colleagues would go to external meetings where lunch would be served and to follow the rules we had to pay for our sandwiches.

Wildest part is refusing to let Black people have a space for joy is kind of the plot of the whole damn movie too!

The video of Kash Patel in the Team USA locker room pounding beers and screaming should be embarrassing to any fans of anything, anywhere. Jesus Christ

the concept of partying with the guy who went under oath to say that epstein didn’t do anything wrong

I can't get over this number: in 2007, there were 360,000 newspaper jobs. Now, there are 80,000. "My local paper sucked!" Sure. What sucks even more? The void. "I get all my news from the Guardian!" No, the Guardian doesn't report on your town council, your school board, local cops.

so it was written. so it will be

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

in a groundbreaking, world-first surgery, the two wolves inside my large adult son have been successfully euthanized. he now exists within a never-before imagined frame of morality; operating under ethics free of our lupine duality. what will he do now? i hope he convinces his mother to take me back

Kash Patel: this is what we do baby!!!!!! ::spraying miller lite around the team usa locker room::

Savannah Guthrie’s mom: hellloooooo i’m dying

It’s is just extra annoying as someone who took ethics in government seriously see the biggest chuds run roughshod over all that

It’s just so embarrassing, you’re the director of the fucking FBI and literally acting like a frat boy

Otters have undergone weaselfication in that the optimal shape for a mammal is a pipe that is a bastard