iβm like if a golden retriever fratboy was a catwoman with autism.
18.10.2025 01:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@just13ducks.bsky.social
she/it | π³οΈββ§οΈ | Seattle | 21+ | π | caretaker of injured birds | Sopping wet pathetic band girlie | cat ears in public counter: 4 | sink your teeth directly into my shoulder
iβm like if a golden retriever fratboy was a catwoman with autism.
18.10.2025 01:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Geno watches as God raptures a teammate after hitting a grand slam
Geno got someone on the bench raptured with that grand slam
18.10.2025 01:28 β π 660 π 155 π¬ 8 π 11The B1G West is eternal.
18.10.2025 01:32 β π 164 π 11 π¬ 10 π 1Miamiβs long snapper just made a tackle forty yards downfield like he was shot out of a cannon, play of the year imo
18.10.2025 01:14 β π 137 π 5 π¬ 6 π 4how can you not be romantic about baseball
18.10.2025 01:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grand slam call so dogshit everyone is posting about it using Dave Niehaus' infinitely better get out the rye bread and the mustard, Grandma call lol
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
if you're trans you have to stay alive. i do make the rules
17.10.2025 22:58 β π 767 π 254 π¬ 29 π 2I really donβt understand how the union can survive if the President single handedly redistributes dollars from blue states to red states on the basis of loyalty to him. Why would blue states continue in the union? Itβs a totally broken contract.
17.10.2025 21:20 β π 245 π 47 π¬ 8 π 2New today on the site!
@frankfalisi.bsky.social sits down with @jonbois.bsky.social & Alex Rubenstein to talk about SCORIGAMI, Secret Base, the hidden histories emerging in images, booth dynamics, and the science-fiction mathematics that keep us returning to games of heart and chance.
Hawaii announces three upcoming games will be on streaming in Japan.
Kicker Kansei Matsuzawa, a Tokyo native, is 19-for-19 on FGs this year, breaking school and conference records.
I wrote about his incredible journey to college football here -> www.nytimes.com/athletic/659...
this james cameron interview with the coastguard is so fucking awesome
17.10.2025 19:10 β π 474 π 55 π¬ 3 π 12Letting my Puppy bite me, not as an act of submission, but to let its feral mind associate the taste of my flesh with obedience
17.10.2025 19:16 β π 28 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way. Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto- Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen. Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic? Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all. Extremely realistic Green: Of course. Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion. Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag? Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.
17.10.2025 11:49 β π 10650 π 3014 π¬ 89 π 29Now that the Duke position at York is open do you think the Royal Family could take a run at Curt Cignetti
17.10.2025 18:25 β π 161 π 7 π¬ 12 π 1She Guevara π³π βͺ@sheg7.bsky.socialβ¬ Actual advice for (US) No Kings: No names, no phones, black clothes you've never worn before, masks, gloves, good shoes, eye protection, water... Utilise the military guys in your ranks. Give them radios that connect with people flying drones above the rally. Co-ordinate movements accordingly. October 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
don't carry ID but do trust the dude you've never met next to you in all black is totally ex navy seals and follow their orders, also fly nonpermitted drones above heavily monitored airspace in full view of federal authorities of every letter agency
clownshoes shit
every friday i take time to handwrite a letter to the mars company in my own personal stationery politely suggesting what other things they could put in m&ms and every time they overnight a response signed by every employee telling me to go fuck myself
17.10.2025 17:47 β π 183 π 13 π¬ 3 π 1Heh, amateur. You need Burner phones in Faraday bags. Drone recon w/ thermal overlay. Exfil routes pre-mapped. Comms on encrypted freq. Full MOPP gear for CBRN threats. Defensible rally points with snipers. Surgeons and fake passports (with new face) ready. Then; *maybe* you can attend a protest.
17.10.2025 16:41 β π 480 π 65 π¬ 37 π 4Happy Otherkin and Therian Awakening Day!
12.10.2025 17:14 β π 63 π 19 π¬ 2 π 2this is far and beyond my most popular post here lmao. i think its clear what the core tennants of the pmd bsky userbase are
17.10.2025 03:09 β π 623 π 182 π¬ 10 π 1An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
17.10.2025 15:11 β π 20504 π 8850 π¬ 1751 π 1339There has never been a more pro pedophilia administration in US history
17.10.2025 16:29 β π 529 π 101 π¬ 11 π 0in retrospect boarding a plane during these few weeks is probably a less than wise decision but ahh well! what can you doβ¦
17.10.2025 16:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to clarify that I don't mean this in a doomer way: is anyone else haunted by the feeling that we might be in the early weeks of a Major Historical Event
17.10.2025 16:38 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 7 π 010 months in and we're getting drunk SS members asking local cops if they're Haitian
17.10.2025 15:17 β π 1206 π 328 π¬ 15 π 10@amagire@mastodon.social elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
16.10.2025 22:30 β π 5537 π 1626 π¬ 41 π 30MLK is obviously my GOAT but that doesn't mean we should sleep on Ned Ludd, who was putting up some insane numbers that look broken on a modern stat sheet
17.10.2025 15:47 β π 230 π 4 π¬ 7 π 0you can't compare protest movements from the past to protest movements today. they were protesting with farmers and milk men back then. today's soros funded black bloc antifa protesters can afford to train year round and not just during the regular season
17.10.2025 15:41 β π 893 π 66 π¬ 42 π 7Kind of ironic that they go βdo you have your ID on you?β and the ICE guy is like are you fucking serious I guess this is communism USSR like lol who do you work for brother
17.10.2025 15:56 β π 700 π 123 π¬ 22 π 2