Judy Schmidt

The really colorful ones make me wonder how one could manage to do a Yellowstone rainbow pool. 🤔

what's the deal with exterior lights?

one of my favorite illustrations, back when I thought, "oh, maybe someone would like me to do some space illustrations"

I mean, yeah, I do know I should make some new space art sometime. I blame Minecraft. And WoW housing. It's better than moping around at the grocery store and thinking about how much certain things suck lately. Wait, I do that too.

oh no! 😵

ahh. I was outside looking for shaking lamp posts and everything. oh well! I think that’s the first time I’ve ever gotten a false alarm from my shake.

oh nooo 😭

booooo

still the best planet

people also ask what the goo under the pecans is. seriously, it’s just a kind of custard. there are three eggs in there. if you get a weird runny piece it’s either underbaked or cut before it was allowed to set.

people keep asking me about my pecan pie and i keep having to tell them it’s just the recipe on the karo syrup bottle. it’s the easiest pie in the world. yes. the best is also the easiest. i broker no illusions.

Yep, when in doubt, blame women! 🫠

Eric. Come on. The headline is "Women Ruined Football" not "Men Agree: Traumatic Injuries Aren't Good"

no worse than a gunshot, and, presumably, aseptic, too, leaving behind no evidence of ever having been there... other than, of course, the gaping hole in your body and the strange borehole through the house and ground

pasties are... not food to a lot of people 😂

Poor Dusty!

better not be a dang rubber band around his paw!

how do you get links in posts like html anchors anyway? see: bsky.app/profile/apod...

surprised they left it so soft when all that texture is there

why so much glass? 🤔

Luke the Man on Instagram: "I have a lot of unfinished murals floating around in chinatown for the past decade. Now that nobody has defaced them, I’m making it my goal to finish them all by the end of... Discover how I'm bringing new life to abandoned murals in Chinatown, one brushstroke at a time. Learn about my decade-long journey, and how I'm using this opportunity to showcase my art and connect wi...

guess I could have just searched for the artist and linked to his instagram thingy www.instagram.com/p/DPJ-mKrAT_3/

A person with a smaller person on their shoulders standing in front of a mural of a mythical dragon-like horse (Qilin) and man in a red robe. The two people have had their identities concealed by happy yellow emoji faces.

Huh, I know exactly where you are! It's weird because a lot of the painting has been completely redone, but you can see the sleeve of the red robed man is the same.

the good thing is the exposure times on these usually rule out the asteroid version of transients and you can be pretty sure it's a distant supernova, usually already in the process of fading.

We all need a big reduction in the amount of tears...

discovering another way to be sick with some kind of common virus! somehow the kid gets it, is miserable for one night, and then wakes up the next morning and announces "I feel better!"

me? no. where's my pillow

for some reason it gets me that he's got not just one but two. straight up double fisting the lampreys

seems important

the dude isn't even top tier troll, he's just an A-grade Asshole

puppydog katydid

cleaning up my junk mail and see that wikipedia used the ol’ hst jwst one two combo for their holiday fundraising campaign this year