@davidnolastname.bsky.social
Passing the time until it all goes blank.
And a blooper
18.06.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Breed outside of your genetic neighborhood.
12.06.2025 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0awww ty that's sweet.
You hanging in there, slugger?
Hi slugger. I’m just fine. You ok?
09.06.2025 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why would I care about anyone else’s proclivities?
18.05.2025 04:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You’re welcome.
open.spotify.com/track/4nBZIQ...
1 Lawyer: Your honor, let the record show that Mercury was in retrograde when my client stole the vehicle. 2 Judge: I do not see how that is relevant. 3 Lawyer: Such a Scorpio.
We made a comic about a trial.
09.05.2025 14:35 — 👍 101 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
It’s true.
08.05.2025 01:31 — 👍 4119 🔁 685 💬 40 📌 24One day a tooth is going to fall out of her crack addicted mouth on live TV.
08.05.2025 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Literally every current spam message:
Where are you from?
Way too often my tea mug is hotter than my tea.
07.05.2025 14:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And the amazing thing that's what general orange mcfuck face wants.
05.05.2025 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sinners is phenomenal, you should go see it in a theater.
05.05.2025 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s one interpretation.
03.05.2025 11:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why are all the Trump sycophants so ridiculous?
02.05.2025 15:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That time I looked up maladaptive narcissist and it was like looking at your face if your face were words.
29.04.2025 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That double threat of Indian food and running across a Melissa McCarthy movie.
26.04.2025 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This isn't about right and wrong or what is or what isn't constitutional. It's a white Christian nationalist takeover. It's history repeating itself.
17.04.2025 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love music that provides wonderful space to create between the notes.
17.04.2025 05:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Twin Peaks Ranked:
1. Season 3
2. The movie
3. Season 1
4. Season 2
There's always next year*.
*2036
Remember when Steve Carrell was in every movie and now he's fallen off the face of the Earth? Very decent of him.
15.04.2025 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If only I could run in my dreams...
11.04.2025 16:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He said bold. Jesus Christ on a hot plate.
04.04.2025 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So many people have their own version of you in their head and so many of those people are entirely wrong.
Stay away from those people.
I wish I could stop my fight-or-flight response. I just can't no matter how much I am aware of it.
02.04.2025 18:56 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We all have regrets, despair, foul memories that haunt us but I can say without reservation that I have never once parted my hair in the middle.
02.04.2025 18:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The difference between the recent Dune films and the David Lynch version is that while I found the recent films excellent I won't ever re-watch them. I will re-watch the old one anytime it's on.
01.04.2025 19:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In 2025 I am unclear who is hated more Hitler or LeBron.
Weird times.
