I hope you’re not referring to a plush animal.😢
07.10.2025 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@alberttbear.bsky.social
Sensitive bear in a dicey neighborhood. The lovely Meredith appears in the profile photo. She is so tolerant of my dumb humor.❤️ San Francisco
I hope you’re not referring to a plush animal.😢
07.10.2025 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New York Times paywall
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I should add that your photo is much nicer than what my human got.
07.10.2025 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My human had no luck with her iPhone 11, but it’s an old phone. Not a top of the line model, either.
07.10.2025 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0“Asking for a friend?”
My human was the one who thumbed her nose (at a delivery truck driver), and I believe she’s failing to note the absurdity.
I do the same thing, and people laugh. I’m used to it.
My human has her copy!
03.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sean Combs regrets getting caught.
That’s just my opinion, but let’s be clear: Regretting getting caught is not the same as having a guilty conscience.
Will federal workers be paid?
How does this affect the military?
Will Social Security checks still go out?
Your shutdown questions, answered.
Silly but endearing cow figure, standing outside of Mendocino Farms restaurant at 300 Mission Street, San Francisco.
Cow, standing outside of Mendocino Farms restaurant, 300 Mission Street, San Francisco.
02.10.2025 03:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I AM NOT GUMBY,” my human yelled during this morning’s physical therapy session.
She has been making good progress, though, so no real complaints.
Lionel James Lion, a plush animal living in San Francisco.
Here’s my dear friend, Lionel!
28.09.2025 20:21 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cat’s in the Cradle by Harry Chapin (1974)
27.09.2025 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shoutout to people who bake banana bread and then give other people that banana bread
26.09.2025 15:36 — 👍 501 🔁 25 💬 16 📌 1Trump’s vindictive actions against James Comey only reveal how empty he and his regime’s hateful agenda is.
Comey’s response to his indictment: “We will not live on our knees, and you shouldn’t either…Fear is the tool of the tyrant…I’m not afraid, and I hope you’re not either.”
Obviously, some mythical beast was stomping on the tectonic plates shortly before three a.m.
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Remember that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people."
21.09.2025 18:30 — 👍 17310 🔁 4903 💬 341 📌 190Two cats are working in a print shop called Feline Express Printing. One is saying to the other, "When I say 'Tackle this print job,' I don't mean pounce on the paper." The other cat is standing with printed papers on the floor next to him and he's saying "I'll try to remember that."
He's on top of it 🖨️
20.09.2025 12:17 — 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1My human has two library cards: One for the city public library, and one for a membership library that’s quieter and less crowded.
She’s grateful to have both.
I asked my wife for an audiobook this Christmas, but she got me an encyclopedia instead. That speaks volumes.
21.09.2025 00:31 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0From Caltrans District 8 on Facebook and CHP reports:
Highway 38 to Big Bear "completely washed out" from mudslides according to CHP on QuickMaps.
"Closed in both directions from Valley of the Falls to the bottom of South Fork," Caltrans said on Facebook
Photo credit: Caltrans
As a male teddy bear, I have issues with the taste of some human men.
I like Jane Austen’s writing the way it is!
Rest assured, this cartoon speaks for many plush animals! 🧸 🦁 🐮
Presently, my human’s only eyeglasses are drugstore magnifiers. She can buy three cheap pairs in one package.
We’re in a studio apartment. One pair on the table, one on the nightstand, and the third pair in her purse.
By the time you’re 30 you should have perfected…
- the weird little jog when someone holds the door but you’re a bit far away
- the overly delicate apology walk when somebody’s mopping the floor
- the fake ‘oh I forgot something’ turn-around when you realize you’re walking in the wrong direction
I hope that surge of apparently unauthorized #fireworks we saw/heard a minute ago in #SanFrancisco weren’t launched near buildings. They might have been on the Bay.
Still dangerous.
I’m sending teddy bear hugs. 🧸
16.09.2025 03:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0