Imagine giving a shit about golf.
12.08.2025 02:26 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0@alberttbear.bsky.social
Sensitive bear in a dicey neighborhood. The lovely Meredith appears in the profile photo. She is so tolerant of my dumb humor.❤️ San Francisco
Imagine giving a shit about golf.
12.08.2025 02:26 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Apple News paywall.
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Going through the usual Albert Camus philosophical crises today.
And how are you?
Happy National Mutt Day!
#nationalmuttday #dogs #pennylane
I was so excited to work this morning that last night I slept like a baby.
I woke up every 2 hours and cried
Please be aware of the current tsunami risk to the West Coast United States, as well as other sites. A major earthquake (possibly 8.7 magnitude) in Russia prompted the authorities to recommend precautions.
30.07.2025 02:36 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0@lionelsf.bsky.social and I are considering it.
29.07.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This post resonates with my human. A couple of nights ago, she hurt her back just reaching for something.
I won’t let her use a ladder because she’s older and a fall could be serious.
Maybe she should hire a👨🔧 person to help out occasionally. Change overhead lights, etc.
My human says that when she was a teenager she began giggling uncontrollably after her mother stepped on a loose board in the floor and it made a rude noise.
It takes courage for a woman to admit something like that.
@lionelsf.bsky.social, our human and I are listening to this album today.
It’s excellent!
The front photo on the physical CD package is shown at the end of the video.
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I haven’t been able to verify whether David Letterman said this, but it’s a great quote:
“You can’t say CBS without the BS.”
A cat is sitting on a counter and there's a glass of water in front of him. There's mini devil cat on one side of the cat and a mini angel cat on his other side. The devil cat is saying to him, "Shove it off the counter!" The angel cat is smiling and saying "Gently nudge it off the counter."
😇 😈
#cat #cats
My human just finished getting her teeth cleaned at the dentist office.
She said the suction straw in her mouth kept making farting sounds.
I’m glad I wasn’t there. I can’t stop myself from laughing when things like that happen.
I’m considering going out later today and facing the world.
“Have you had a chance to think about this?” my human wants to know.
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat,” my human said, immediately after arriving home.
She must have had to deal with a messy public toilet when she was out.
How do I explain to a duck that things will get awkward if her next door neighbor reads her new novel?
Oh, I’m sure she already knows.
As a friend, maybe it’s my place to be supportive, and not to advise.
P.S. It’s an excellent book.