Jeannie

If he didn’t jump, I simply don’t care.

Fuck it, let them blow up the moon. Whatever.

I just want to go back and enjoy democracy one more time...I don't think I appreciated it enough

delicioso

I gotta go the my other account to post Wordle and bitch about Nazis.

I'm the person who let everyone know that you're allowed to fucking cuss here.

I woke up at 4:00 and stayed in bed till 6:30. Fuck this day!

I keep a big stack of bills on my desk to remind myself why I can't quit.

Don't ask me stupid shit in this hot ass weather.

I’m gerrymandering my followers

You know what's *really* unbelievable about that meme you posted?
I wrote it.

Motherfuckers acting like IDK where the mute button is

I only followed you bc you're pretty stop asking me for money

I'm actually only ever obtuse against my will.

I don’t think people ask why are you being such a little bitch nearly enough

I bet they were award-winning

I wish you all could have enjoyed the tweets I've forgotten between the living room and the fridge

Say Epstein Files one more goddamn time

I'm not a hater per se, but sometimes I see a thirst trap and I'm like, " I really hope that bombs."

Cool people don’t have to try and be cool….they just cool

Jesse Watters lives probably the most comfortable and safe kind of lifestyle a human being can which is a shame because he should be in an industrial accident

Oh you just got back from Bali?

It's in your blood, man.

Why am I still doing this?

Still having nightmares from watching Tim McGraw and Pitbull singing together.

Being a misanthropic loner is paying dividends in 2025

when are we doing hate island? I wanna try out for that one.

I’m here for an argument

🎶 Switched from Motorola to a PrimeCo phone

Switched back to a $200 Android phone from 2018 and it's basically fine, like why have I been buying $700 phones?