Larry Compton

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Charge extra for that.

Sincerely,

The lazy eater 😎

FYI - When trying to delete your Facebook account, visit the official help and they'll start by saying "look for deactivate or delete under accounts center".

Genius. Wish I would've looked where it was last time.

If only I could run a sh*tty social network that makes it difficult to leave.

Trying to delete my LinkedIn account again, you know, because like this platform they're better than me.

I'm "not professional" or "socially acceptable".

You worthless pieces of sh*t are though. Go get 'em!

Cheers 🥂

Or not. I look forward to hearing all about how you know for certain I'm a piece of cat turd compared to your roghteousness.

You know, like Joel Osteen, the businessman & Evangelist.

Seems righteous. Could probably use a good hair dresser & some more makeup though.

I miss Autumn.

I've always known you don't have to speak to communicate.

That's not it.

Intuitive. Compassionate. Empathetic. Intelligent.

Zero words spoken.

You should consider trying it, zero words spoken, you selfish pricks.

Morning, team. 😎

I've been thinking about retiring a lot for the last 6-7 years, when I first tried.

I think I may be coming out of retirement again.

F*cking sucks, life.

Just imagine being a Trump, though. Ugh.

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😍🙏😘

If you're into football, look for an ESPN 30 for 30 on Marcus Dupree.

One of the best ever.

For real. ❤ 🏈

Just a few of the angels I love. 🥰

I'm so glad they haven't killed you yet Lindsey, Meisha, etc al.

Sending love, health, safety. Always. 😘❤️

Do NOT write this number down. It's important.

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Hey, you guys have one of these?

I've had 2 or 3 😁

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Complete w/Pico projector 📽

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More of "The Dungeon" ❤️😘😎

Sorry, wrong pic. 😉😎

Here.

Cher

Reminiscing. Fall, 2023.

For a good time call 867-5309.

I forgot the area code. Try them all.

I thought Jared was supposed to blow the Saudi's?

This is getting serious, Trump putting in work for his overly generous family businesses. 🙄

Still working on my manly cave...

FYI...

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Please forgive the overly sexually expressive desktop wallpaper previously shared.

I'm so concerned about your approval & what you find inappropriate. Really matters to you, apparently.
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~15yr old #MMA desktop wallpaper I created for one of my favs. Amazing lady & wrestler from the PNW ❤

Haven't seen this in years.

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Miesha "Takedown" Tate desktop wallpaper - 1920 x 1200 🤯☺😘
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PS - I don't give a shit if the trial takes two years to complete.

It's one last time to go to court for me, then fucking retirement...without you or my fucking country helping.

Cheers 🍻, fuck face. 😎

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As you're scrambling to prepare for court & find experts to discredit me, consider listening to this shit really loud.

🐈 turd.
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Listen, I don't like being an asshole any more than you like ass fucking.

Or clearing entire floors of your casino of minorities for your pedophile racist friends, that fund ballroom & planes you get to call your very own. Fuck face.

Just sayin'.

Sorry, took me a bit to figure out how Pete got the job.

Shitty diapers and all.

Hey Donny,

Do like ass fucking? Just curious.

I heard you do, but it's the only time younit the one ducking someone...

They're ducking you & shit.

Disgusting.

You should speak to a therapist about that shit. Good luck bro. 👍👌✌️

Boxing's Biggest Punchers

A list from two assholes who have forgotten more about boxing than we'll ever know.

I'm all in agreement. Just sayin'

Archie Moore, #1
#boxing

Poe, you remember?

Also, is there anything about ❤️ that hasn't been written?

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