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@lavenderroach.bsky.social

Profile pic by @japanikatti.bsky.social / Banner by @newecreator.bsky.social the trash is full to the top, no cans or bottles in it. roaches swarm around me as I rise and levitate. (he/him) http://callmelethargy.bandcamp.com fka @sleepless_matt

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Latest posts by lavenderroach.bsky.social on Bluesky

Everything inside my body is pushing me to walk into the woods and never come back.

13.10.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Beach Bunny - Dream Boy (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Beach Bunny Beach Bunny - Dream Boy (Official Music Video)

After going to a bunch of black metal concerts this year, I'm gonna top it off with the hardest of all bands in a couple of days: BEACH BUNNY! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿค˜
They better play this banger.

13.10.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a red t tetris piece with legs is running towards a man, holding a bunch of flowers on a beach. text: tetris is back
smaller text: if you love it then, you'll love it even more now.

a red t tetris piece with legs is running towards a man, holding a bunch of flowers on a beach. text: tetris is back smaller text: if you love it then, you'll love it even more now.

tetris worlds, print ad, imagery (2001) archive.org/details/nint...

13.10.2025 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 485    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
A Magic The Gathering card.

"Trumpet Blast

Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.

The sound of the trumpets lights a fire in the hearts of the bold and snuffs the courage of the cowardly."

A Magic The Gathering card. "Trumpet Blast Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn. The sound of the trumpets lights a fire in the hearts of the bold and snuffs the courage of the cowardly."

A Magic The Gathering card.

"Army of Allah

Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.

On the day of victory no one is tired. โ€”Arab proverb"

A Magic The Gathering card. "Army of Allah Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn. On the day of victory no one is tired. โ€”Arab proverb"

The loser "Trumpet Blast" and the chad "Army of Allah".

13.10.2025 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just fucking purchased a Magic The Gathering card for ~100 times the price of other cards with practically the same effect just for the flavor.
Don't be me, kids. Learn from my mistakes.

12.10.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Love my lunch break walks with my buddy from the other office.

13.11.2024 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another one.
youtu.be/69xnhTX-zE4?...

11.10.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone's curious, here is my current iteration of my banding deck.
Streamlined it a lot this week. Won't be able to try this new version against a human until the end of the month though.

Combat damage forward. Forcing opponent to block banded creatures, triggering additional effects.

11.10.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could really use like 20 bucks today if anyone can spare it. Please take a look at my work and throw some money at me if it moves you to. Thank you.

10.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In hindsight I should have probably done more hard drugs in my 20s itโ€™s not like I was doing anything really tangible to pursue my dreams that it would have gotten in the way of

10.10.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 149    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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An intrepid bunny creeps through a labyrinth or dungeon, arranged in a grid like an old videogame. There is a snake and a skull in the bunny's path, as well as a spike pit. The bunny has a small sword.

An intrepid bunny creeps through a labyrinth or dungeon, arranged in a grid like an old videogame. There is a snake and a skull in the bunny's path, as well as a spike pit. The bunny has a small sword.

Daily bunny no.3104 does not have a map

11.10.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2094    ๐Ÿ” 445    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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ใƒชใƒณใ‚ฐ (Ring, 1998)

10.10.2025 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 336    ๐Ÿ” 136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#birdbot

10.10.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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A bunny with thick glasses shows another bunny their room, which is full of colorful mushrooms being cultivated both around the room and in a drawer. The other bunny looks mildly grossed out. There is also a poster showing different mushroom species on the wall

A bunny with thick glasses shows another bunny their room, which is full of colorful mushrooms being cultivated both around the room and in a drawer. The other bunny looks mildly grossed out. There is also a poster showing different mushroom species on the wall

Daily bunny no.3103 wants to show off their collection

10.10.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1808    ๐Ÿ” 352    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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#birdbot

10.10.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Schabernack. It's basically German for "shenanigans". Which is solid as well, but I gotta stay true to my roots.

Another contender would be Bobbes, which is a German word in Hessian dialect for the butt.

If we're sticking to English, it might be "freakazoid". Couldn't live without it.

09.10.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People I never heard of keep calling me through Teams at work today. I don't like it.

09.10.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fellow gamers, I'm happy to announce that I had a very successful gaming session today, as I epicly owned some loser on MTG Arena while pooping on company time.
#PeakGaming

08.10.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Random dark art drop ๐Ÿ–ค

#darkart #macabreart #horrorart #art #illustration #drawing #ใ‚คใƒฉใ‚นใƒˆ

14.11.2024 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mothman

08.10.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1581    ๐Ÿ” 375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
a man in shadow, stepping into light. his obscured face is stretched and warped

a man in shadow, stepping into light. his obscured face is stretched and warped

a misty, skull-like visage. one eye hole is a socket, the other is like a hole in a mask a frantic eye is peering through

a misty, skull-like visage. one eye hole is a socket, the other is like a hole in a mask a frantic eye is peering through

a dog-like figure with a bald, grinning human head balanced sideways on its neck

a dog-like figure with a bald, grinning human head balanced sideways on its neck

a sepia toned screaming man, his upper head drifting into a white blur

a sepia toned screaming man, his upper head drifting into a white blur

new ghosts

07.10.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 925    ๐Ÿ” 183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I had a very charming encounter with a pigeon at the train station on my way to work and that will be the highlight of my day.

07.10.2025 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jay from Crywank // It's Ok I Wouldn't Remember Me Either // BoH Sessions Ep. 10
YouTube video by Back of House Pictures Jay from Crywank // It's Ok I Wouldn't Remember Me Either // BoH Sessions Ep. 10

It's a Crywank day.

youtu.be/ZbkI1FpMjTA?...

06.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
a hand holding up a yellow-green maple leaf dotted with oranges and reds.

a hand holding up a yellow-green maple leaf dotted with oranges and reds.

LEAF

#Leafposting

06.10.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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