❥ Matt 🪳

Isometric view of a boardwalk. A mouse, a mole and a pigeon standing around next to a garbage bin, wearing various items of clothing. The pigeon says "Oh my days!"

Isometric view of an environment made of greenish concrete and bricks, suggesting a sewer. A group of various rodent characters stand in front of a cockroach. The leader of the group says "A foul roach..."

Dramatic shot of two rodent character wielding a Swiss pocket knife and a household lighter respectively like weapons as they stand across a menacing looking cat in a kitchen environment. One of the rodent characters says "I'm done holding my nerve. I'm going to unleash fire and fury."

An isometric view of a small one-room home. Two rodent characters stand across from each other. One says "Hey, you're good at robbing people. Ever thought about being a landlord?"

I'm finally getting to Small Saga and it solidified itself as the greatest videogame of all time very quickly.

Just saw two crows with full on burger buns or something like that fly on my roof. Good for them.

Nobody is surprised about that.

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just met my new boyfriend [toad i saw]

Martin Simmonds?
Not sure if there is enough there.

Getting out of bed tomorrow is gonna suck ass.

Vehicle select menu in the game "Old School Rally". Currently selected is a gothic hearse with below average stats.

Win screen of the videogame "Old School Rally". A gothic hearse propped up on a podium with a person in racing gear carrying a golden trophy next to it.

Instead of going to bed in a timely manner before another workday, I decided to stay up late and play more Old School Rally.
Not only that, but I decided it would be funny to do a 4-track rally with this unlockable joke car, a Hearse.
1h 40mins that almost drove me insane towards the end. Holy fuck.

Family doesn't need me any more so my days with a home are definitely numbered.

Please take a look at my art and consider throwing some money at me if it moves you to.

I'm just trying to generally save up so I can deal with it as it comes. It's not currently an emergency.

Do you not approve?

Flash Forward 2026! Flash Forward Jam 2026Announcing our sixth annual Flash Forward Jam! This event celebrates the legacy of Flash while giving people cool new Flash games and interactive movies. It’s an alternate realit...

Flash Forward 2026 is live and we're crowdfunding prize money! This is our annual event inviting people to create new Flash games and interactive movies, to play in the browser thanks to Ruffle.
www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/15...

INTERACTIVE BUDDY was posted 21 years ago today on @newgrounds.com by shock-value.

Preventing Someone Watching You Pee via a Shotgun Simulator It's time to take back the bathroom.

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just crushed a social interaction #autism #money #success #grindset

Watching Someone Pee Simulator Versus Added to Completed 2 Mins Ago Watching Someone Pee Simulator 2 Added to Completed 9 Mins Ago Watching Someone Pee Simulator Added to Completed 12 Mins Ago

I love videogames.

Man, shoutout to English muffins for real. Good shit.

A bunny sits at an old windows computer, playing computer games late at night. Other games as well as cds are strewn about the room, and also empty plastic bottles. The bunny has a beanbag chair, and also a pet turtle

Daily bunny no.3228 is too close to the screen

Tech bros and corpos would try to sell you a self-pissing toilet and be shocked that you don't need it.

A hero and an icon.

Accidentally searched for Pissgrave in Microsoft Teams instead of Tidal. I'm cooked.

Being the communicator between the legal department and Amazon is like being between two immovable objects while knowing full well who is gonna win the argument at the end of the day anyway.

Gonna be a long day at the time-wasting factory.

A bunny in an attic tries to shoe a small ufo back out an open window, from whence it came. The ufo is floating around the room, confused, and there is an alien inside.

Daily bunny no.3227 shouldn't have left the window open

A bumblebee looking straight at the camera, standing on a leaf with bright light coming from behind. The hair around the head is yellow and black.

In this picture, the bumblebee has turned to the side, giving us a better full view of the largest pair of eyes.

I saw my first bumblebee of the year on the farm today. Even with a relatively warm day, they were understandably sluggish. There are a few small flowers about, so I hope they can find something to eat.

Those eyes. That hair. Iconic.
#oregon #bees #pnw

Selfie of a man sharing a bench with a crow.

Reunited with the homie.

#birdbot

Hirō Isono’s famous Mana Tree artwork for Secret of Mana (SNES) ❤️

I legit thought the same this morning but I don't trust the possibility of that. Something happened last night that has been forgotten, I'm sure of it.

I learned yesterday from a Pokémon card that the dung beetle Pokémon doesn't actually roll dung. It's just dirt.
I have never been so disappointed.