Bennett The Sage

Four Christmas films to know me by...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I remain convinced that Amazon did not get permission to do this and as soon as the licensor got back into the office, some strongly worded emails were SENT

There isn't enough coffee in the world for the correct amount of a spit-take after reading the asking price for Lily C.A.T on DVD.

Did I ever tell you my favorite color is blue, Charlie Brown?

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Where's Qualley?

Not in Death Stranding 2, that's for sure!

Also, the movie is LAUGHABLY Film-Schoolish, but at least we get to see incompetence in 4K!

Ghost in the Shell director's cult live-action sci-fi movie gets a rare 4K re-release — and we have the trailer Mamoru Oshii's cult sci-fi film The Red Spectacles, long considered lost media, has been restored in stunning 4K

"...long considered lost media..."?

Yeah, so lost, that the entire film is on YouTube.... WHICH THE ARTICLE MENTIONS!

www.polygon.com/red-spectacl...

CHREE-MEE!!!!!

Also, how often do you actually use that projector?

He does look like the kind of guy who would trick Samus into giving him mouth to mouth.

I dunno what you're on about, I for one am glad that Squints from the Sandlot is in the new Metroid!

Pleasant Hill

Physical media would come back like gangbusters if they had half the imagination of the guy who designed this Special Edition of Total Recall.

ITS ADORABLE!

@bennettthesage.bsky.social

Rampaging through the rest of 2025 like-

You REALLY feel the edits, but its a solid, Shakespearean epic.

Came across this beautiful mural of Rick James in his prime.

Yup, sure is Rick James.

Just turned 36.

One more year, and I can make a Clerks joke.

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A teddy bear like you?

A weird combination of Tiffany and... maybe a smattering of Lisa Lisa

[JP] MEMORIES 4K UHD & BD LE. 30th anniversary. English subtitles listed. December 24.
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I kind of made a career proving that, indeed, not everything was better way back when.

*cough*

Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown and he is sent flying into the air. He shouts "AAUGH!" Instead of falling, Charlie Brown continues flying into the sky. He says "ha ha yes, it is finally happening..." He continues upward "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated place at his right hand." He goes up even further "this the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!!" Lucy looks on in disbelief.

Releasing some Patreon comics over the next few days.

YouTube video by Ooyama Productions Manga Entertainment "Ultra" Trailer [2000]

KMFDM? And you NEVER worked with Manga Entertainment?

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I'm approaching a full year since I came back to America to care for my ailing father.

He is doing as well as he can, having his good and bad days, and I am grateful that I get to be there for him during his twilight years.

I'm halfway to getting my associate's, and am balancing school/care/work.

YouTube video by IGN Good Boy - Official Trailer (2025) Shane Jensen, Arielle Friedman, Larry Fessenden

The perfect horror movie concept doesn't exi- www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFqG...

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What do you have against sweet, innocent spidies?

21 Years Later, Dave Matthews Bus Poop Incident Makes Chicagoans Laugh — And Groan Dave Matthews’ tour bus emptied its 800-pound septic tank on people taking a cruise 21 years ago this week. The DMB poop incident is "now old enough to drink," one social media post pointed out.

Never forget.

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