Jaison Simmons (He/Him/His)

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Yeah ok

Please don’t. Don’t. I’m on 3 medications that keep my heart alive….

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Me. #GoBirds

Packers are gonna be obsessed with banning illegal formation penalties now lmao

atm, bitch

Me? Maybe.

Packers’ comeback falling short because they don’t have a 4th and 1 play … it’s perfect. Flawless. This is all worth it now.

So many Americans are going to die as a result of these skyrocketing insurance premiums on Donald Trump’s watch, and if that doesn’t anger you beyond words there’s something wrong with you.

Me wanting YouTubeTV and ESPN to settle their bullshit….because instead of just watching the game…I read this shit….

Senate Democrats: what just happened under our current leadership is a total travesty

Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem

Listening via SiriusXM…..

Trump pardons Nevada ‘fake electors’; state cases unaffected, remain pending - The Nevada Independent The “full, complete and unconditional pardon” only relates to federal crimes, and none of those pardoned has faced federal charges related to the 2020 election. Nevada’s six fake electors are still…

Although President Trump pardoned Nevada’s six so-called “fake electors” on Sunday, they are still subject to state-level prosecutions. A trial on forgery charges is set for next year in Carson City.

Read more: thenevadaindependent.com/article/trum...

JD Vance now leads the GOP. And he wants the party to welcome Hitler lovers. The VP wants peace with gutter racists who spew vile hatred at his wife. And the press refuses to reckon with what this means.

It’s a classic Vance rhetorical move that’s almost indecipherable unless you're doused in MAGA. Instead of calling out the Hitler-loving Fuentes, he called out anyone who has been calling out Fuentes. And he called on the GOP to unite around the things they love, like deporting brown children.

Still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Canadian Codeine is an elixir for immortality.

👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿

Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products:

Didn’t even have to change the name of the company 💫

I left a message for Cory Booker and it took everything i had not to start cursing him out for even being rumored to be apart of Chuck Schumer's bullshit.

Democrats Consider GOP Deal to Reopen Government, With Promise of Later Vote on ACA Subsidies Democrats are considering a Republican offer to reopen the government with a promise of a later vote on extending ACA health-care tax credits.

The proposal is “not a deal," says Democratic U.S. House Rep. Ritchie Torres.

"It’s an unconditional surrender that abandons the 24 million Americans whose health care premiums are about to double.”
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President Donald Trump was greeted by an enthusiastic crowd at the Commanders ga— … oh, wait wrong clip

Trump just got massively booed and flipped off by the crowd at the Commanders game.

(Video: Marisa Schultz)

RIP

Then why are you helping him?

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Hi Minnesotan Bluesky:

The DFL has a well-known transphobia problem. I'm organizing to change the party platform in 2026 to be explicitly supportive of trans people in Minnesota. This will provide a basis for expelling transphobia from our party.

Join me: abetterdfl.org.

Life comes at you fast.

President Trump after admitting he didn't score any touchdowns during his high school football career:

"At least you realize I never tell a lie."