Andshrew

Who needs Spotify wrapped? I want to see what gifs you're all using.

Smash

1. No one HAS to do anything. If you serve a fascist you are a fascist.
2. Staying silent is just as bad as doing the bad things. It would be unethical to not use influence to help educate people.
3. At least you admit he's got talent 🔥
4. What tree we punching today? Oak? Birch? Cedar?

PSA
Political parties are not sports teams. You don't need to support them when they're doing a bad job.

Smash, Marry, Kill
NEBULAS

Canadian here, just checking in on our neighbours to the south. Ya'll doing okay? It's looking a little Third Reichish over there lately. 😬

I swear I just use 🖤🧡 so I can feel young again when it's asked me if I'm over 18 🥹

Dear Samsung, please put the same automatic selfie filter that you do for photos on the video setting. I was not ready for that reality check, thank you.

*Three year old watching me blow my nose*
"I have no boogers. I've been hiding then everywhere. There are at least three in this house"

Smash

Cap'n Crunch feels like a wild addition to this party.

How many cats do I need to have before I can make a Farmers Only account?

Save 3 for your autobiography title. 🙌

They giving big simp energy. "Tell me what to do land daddy"

Forest School Practitioner here, and I can't wait to see everything you share! 😍 🌱🍄🍈

Programed for self-loathing. Relatable

Says a person who is hiding behind an account with no indication of who you actually are and seem to only post on this account to harass him. Or on other black people's accounts to harass them. "Nobody is afraid" he says in hiding. 🙄

When that Musk skin dropping on Fortnite?

What was your chew technique like?

Aye! One more friend on lockdown. Upping my total to two. 🥹

There's got to be a better way. 🥺

If you stole someone's identity but made their life better, would you still go to jail?

Pay off their debt, get them that dream job, get them a date with that person they've been too nervous to ask out.

Never been easier to live vicariously

Kiss, Marry, Kill

All I want is to find a partner who looks at me the way a middle-aged man looks at a Costco hotdog.

I'll send my regards from my couch.

You have no idea how much I resonate with this. Listen, am I above a bowl of cereal at 1am? No. Do I feel shame? Also no.

Weird because it's the opposite with crabs.

Retirement plan for millennials:
Move somewhere warm to be homeless.

Still have PTSD