veruca slut

yeeees please

i think i should be allowed to tell them to die when they say stuff like that

they’re actually evil like what the fuck

the name nathan could be for anyone. but there are only like 2 types of levi. really makes you think

i’m right

if nobody’s got me i know nosferatu’s got me

I love Events…it’s so important to see like 50% of the people you know on at least a biweekly basis

everything is sex / except sex witches’ power

work-from-home Severance

people i used to do improv with are getting married…

Armed military police on UBC campus today to protect IOF war criminals invited to compete at sporting events as though they didn’t serve in an army that has killed at minimum a child every 30 minutes for the past 16 months. Monitoring from the rooftops like snipers.

this meeting could have been an email. and it also could have been. a sunbeam.

if i ever get gaslit again im biting until i see bone

sometimes a kiss is so gorgeous you become a bit more possible

after brat summer comes nuisance winter

when a guy lends me his jacket i feel like a knight getting a favour from a princess before a jousting match

I love crazy bitches

guys on dating apps see a girl with 3-10 tattoos and become totally darksided. i do not want to be your bitch ex wife. i do not want to be bribed. i am nice sweet girl. my heart. is kind<3

meal prepping (making cookies)

who is: Martin Chatwin

guy in movie i’m watching just said "dude, i’ve been your tech guy for like, 3 years" while looking up a Facebook account

🤩🤩

for better or worse, I am always thinking about poetry

im perfect

i just comment then because i get excited :)

uh, yeahhh i did (realizing i was playing TTRPGs with you last night) depending on your definition of jock

Jackass and cornflakes autumn

(stabs knife threateningly into table) who wants to be my friend and hang out :)

id love that....