Rue 🔞

Chopped, cooked, glazed, and served. You’re frying me. Why is all the new slang about food? It’s like a Weird Al album up in here.

Please tell me I ate with this post.

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

I want a crumb of that engagement you give to white and light skinned creators and I want tips

Thank you

Every single insurance company spends $5 billion per week to familiarize us with quirky spokespeople and their anthropomorphic animals. We spend 1/5th of our lives watching them caper about. They're able to do this because of the profit margins on the important product they produce (denied claims).

I feel like the Nazi tattoo and Blackrock mercenary work are each justification for instant disqualification.

"No Kings" Is About More Than Trump Americans are rejecting the national security state

Did a bunch of man-on-the-street interviews of No Kings protesters. What I found surprised me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/no-kings-i...

Human artist- use one piece to convince other humans to follow you (plants & animals also welcome to follow)

the hat stays ON

My partner took a Greyhound from WA to CA last week and got abandoned in Portland by them in the middle of the night. Just...sorry folks, all other trips have been canceled. Nobody to talk to, just apps and automated call lines.

I'm so damn sick of all this stuff. 😮‍💨

A skeletal figure floats off the ground, wrapped in a cape made of autumn leaves. It wields a scythe adorned with a harvest of gourds.

Repostin' The Autumnal. Manifesting my seasonal mood.

women with swords are out. women with lances are in. women with axes are out. women with hammers are in. women with bows are out. women with slings are in. women with plate armor/chain mail are out. women with hoplite armor are in. i dont make the rules i just very gleefully enforce them & make them

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

Sand sailor

Partially true! The election right after CHOP happened, it was found that Seattle police were voting in Seattle by using their precinct as their home of record. 🙃

I'm pretty sure nothing happened to them but I haven't really followed up on it.

Day 12 - Clothing Mishap.
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Happy International Fucking Day: Penis Enlargement! 🎉

Not knocking it, its just not for me.

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

You like bunnies?

Ohhhh my god every post of theirs is a banger. 😭

Tumblr post: video games are all about meeting a little elf outside the city gates that says 'ah... the pernicious weed!' when you give him a healing herb and then finding yourself fifteen years later saying "ah... the pernicious weed!" to yourself in the shower

work work

I love getting a poolside blowjob

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

A work in progress illustration, featuring a girl holding a gun and a game controller. She’s sitting at her messy desk with her mutant cat also sleeping on her desk.

Wip

POV: You’re a horny little ant

💗 #nsfw 💗 #adult 💗 #18+ 💗

👏👏👏 I hope it doesn't get weird though. 😅

Little Tunny was genuinely the highlight of opening Twitter for a very long time, and I'm so glad to see they're here on Bluesky. 😭