I'm exclusively attracted to men secure enough in their masculinity to sustain eye contact while having sex with other men
14.10.2025 21:41 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0@mxdahliabelle.bsky.social
π€π€π©·β€οΈπ§‘ππππ©΅ππ€ Stand-up Comedian / Compulsive Thinker / Public Speaker / (depends on pay)
I'm exclusively attracted to men secure enough in their masculinity to sustain eye contact while having sex with other men
14.10.2025 21:41 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Just keep fucking butts til everybody's gay ππ¦
14.10.2025 05:28 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Jesus lives, he's been ghosting us for 2000 years. Maybe take a hint.
13.10.2025 21:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn. I'm a transgender antifascist. Where are my terrorism checks? π€
11.10.2025 20:21 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My religion is, no doubt, the holiest of them all π
07.10.2025 17:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If your religion doesn't allow for butt sex, you've already lost me. Go talk to somebody else.
07.10.2025 16:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Haven't heard from Charlie Kirk in a minute? That dude retire or something π
06.10.2025 21:57 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Let's keep this train of generosity and kindness moving forward
gofund.me/25d276497
I had hoped to star in a gangbang for my 40th birthday, but then the pandemic happened and everybody got sad. Next month I turn 44. Who's planning my party?
03.10.2025 03:46 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whenever I'm looking at places to move, they always list shit I don't care about, like best schools, lowest property taxes, least crime, blah blah blah
I just wanna know what city has the most bisexual Black men dicking down middle-aged trans women
Before her death, Jane Goodall left us all with a compelling message from her last interviews: While weβre the most 'intellectual animals' to ever walk the planet, "weβre not intelligent."
βBecause intelligent creatures donβt destroy their only home.β
From our friends at @vox.com:
Me (every day): No more! I'm done looking at juicy, round man butts.
Insta for you feed: Would you like more man butt, m'lady?
Me: Well, now that you mention it, let me grab a plate π€€
YOOOOO!!!!! Y'all gotta watch #Wayward. This nigga said, "Don't booty juice me!" And I about died π
29.09.2025 04:51 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I forgot my family signed us up with 23andMe. These π₯·s just emailed me an update to let me know I'm probably related to every other nigga in America π
(and asked if I wanted to pay for a premium membership)
From Day 1 (it's literally in the national anthem)
29.09.2025 01:10 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I just found out that some of you have continued filing taxes after 2020 π€―
Couldn't be me π
What's the point of DMs if nobody's gonna send me dick pics? This really is the worst timeline imaginable π©
26.09.2025 20:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My phone autocorrects "pop" to "poppers"
26.09.2025 18:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorite part of MAGA's "trantifa" conspiracy is the implication that trans people are the de facto defenders of democracy π
19.09.2025 05:27 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Baby likes'm Black, bi, buff, & brainy with a big ol' butt
15.09.2025 23:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0β.. I canβt remember anyone ever telling me we canβt say anything critical about a civilian like this. He was not in our chain of command or anything,β the officer said.
@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Your leg days are epic πͺπΏ
13.09.2025 01:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've officially aged out of bottoming. I'm eating at a bar.
06.09.2025 02:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Y'know what would **REALLY** own the libs? Showing off how well MAGA breathes underwater. ADULTS ONLY!!! You gotta have the maturity and high IQ first.
04.09.2025 20:43 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone care to send a broke bitch $20? If yes, then πΈAppπ²beautifulblackdahlia
03.09.2025 20:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I salute you π«‘ That's true dedication
01.09.2025 19:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've never had a boyfriend. Not sure if I'm disappointed or bragging π€·πΏββοΈ
29.08.2025 17:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0cisgender white men with no friends remain far and away the highest-risk demographic for mass shootings. nothing has changed about this
27.08.2025 20:48 β π 164 π 30 π¬ 3 π 0This could be us, but you ain't bout shit π¦π€€
26.08.2025 23:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Governor of Illinois announces new LGBTQ+ helpline: βWe will fight cruelty with compassionβ
www.thepinknews.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA