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Mx. Dahlia Belle

@mxdahliabelle.bsky.social

πŸ–€πŸ€ŽπŸ©·β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ©΅πŸ’œπŸ€ Stand-up Comedian / Compulsive Thinker / Public Speaker / (depends on pay)

565 Followers  |  171 Following  |  365 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  1.7054

Latest posts by mxdahliabelle.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm exclusively attracted to men secure enough in their masculinity to sustain eye contact while having sex with other men

14.10.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just keep fucking butts til everybody's gay πŸ‘πŸ’¦

14.10.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Jesus lives, he's been ghosting us for 2000 years. Maybe take a hint.

13.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. I'm a transgender antifascist. Where are my terrorism checks? πŸ€‘

11.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My religion is, no doubt, the holiest of them all 😏

07.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If your religion doesn't allow for butt sex, you've already lost me. Go talk to somebody else.

07.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't heard from Charlie Kirk in a minute? That dude retire or something 😏

06.10.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help After Job Loss and Surgery, organized by Zhara Dooley Hello, I’m a Black woman of Trans experience in need of a little help. I recently lost my… Zhara Dooley needs your support for Help After Job Loss and Surgery

Let's keep this train of generosity and kindness moving forward
gofund.me/25d276497

06.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had hoped to star in a gangbang for my 40th birthday, but then the pandemic happened and everybody got sad. Next month I turn 44. Who's planning my party?

03.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I'm looking at places to move, they always list shit I don't care about, like best schools, lowest property taxes, least crime, blah blah blah

I just wanna know what city has the most bisexual Black men dicking down middle-aged trans women

02.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jane Goodall’s final, urgent, message "Intelligent creatures don’t destroy their only home.”

Before her death, Jane Goodall left us all with a compelling message from her last interviews: While we’re the most 'intellectual animals' to ever walk the planet, "we’re not intelligent."

β€œBecause intelligent creatures don’t destroy their only home.”

From our friends at @vox.com:

02.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1065    πŸ” 398    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 18

Me (every day): No more! I'm done looking at juicy, round man butts.

Insta for you feed: Would you like more man butt, m'lady?

Me: Well, now that you mention it, let me grab a plate 🀀

29.09.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOOOOO!!!!! Y'all gotta watch #Wayward. This nigga said, "Don't booty juice me!" And I about died πŸ˜…

29.09.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot my family signed us up with 23andMe. These πŸ₯·s just emailed me an update to let me know I'm probably related to every other nigga in America πŸ˜’

(and asked if I wanted to pay for a premium membership)

29.09.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From Day 1 (it's literally in the national anthem)

29.09.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just found out that some of you have continued filing taxes after 2020 🀯
Couldn't be me πŸ˜…

29.09.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the point of DMs if nobody's gonna send me dick pics? This really is the worst timeline imaginable 😩

26.09.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My phone autocorrects "pop" to "poppers"

26.09.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite part of MAGA's "trantifa" conspiracy is the implication that trans people are the de facto defenders of democracy πŸ˜‚

19.09.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baby likes'm Black, bi, buff, & brainy with a big ol' butt

15.09.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œ.. I can’t remember anyone ever telling me we can’t say anything critical about a civilian like this. He was not in our chain of command or anything,” the officer said.

@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

12.09.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17250    πŸ” 6325    πŸ’¬ 1973    πŸ“Œ 1087

Your leg days are epic πŸ’ͺ🏿

13.09.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've officially aged out of bottoming. I'm eating at a bar.

06.09.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'know what would **REALLY** own the libs? Showing off how well MAGA breathes underwater. ADULTS ONLY!!! You gotta have the maturity and high IQ first.

04.09.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone care to send a broke bitch $20? If yes, then πŸ’ΈAppπŸ’²beautifulblackdahlia

03.09.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I salute you 🫑 That's true dedication

01.09.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never had a boyfriend. Not sure if I'm disappointed or bragging πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ

29.08.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cisgender white men with no friends remain far and away the highest-risk demographic for mass shootings. nothing has changed about this

27.08.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This could be us, but you ain't bout shit πŸ’¦πŸ€€

26.08.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Governor of Illinois unveils new LGBTQ+ helpline to 'fight cruelty with compassion' Illinois has launched a new hotline for LGBTQ+ folks, with the governor JB Pritzker saying it will fight "cruelty with compassion".

Governor of Illinois announces new LGBTQ+ helpline: β€˜We will fight cruelty with compassion’

www.thepinknews.com/...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

26.08.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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