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terrible jew, excellent queer, anarchist etc. research software advocate at OpenSAFELY. send me photos of your pets they/them/theirs, Sheffield

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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

05.08.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19039    πŸ” 4471    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 157

When the three actors who have the longest history with Harry Potter and the most to gain from sustaining their relationship break ranks solely to support trans people and their right to exist and motherfuckers like HUGH LAURIE and MICHELLE GOMEZ can't even work up the guts

God what a hellworld

05.08.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1347    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

I want the jeremy corbyn party to be good but i just completely cannot trust this until they explicitly say trans rights and to assume this party will be pro trans is naive and foolish

04.08.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 271    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

many reasons to want Corbyn II to succeed such as "what if things didn't get worse every single year" and "how about reform didn't win" but I would like to submit one more argument that I think will convince many:

it would make briefcase labour types more mad than they have ever been before

29.07.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

I have been so, so consistently lucky in the people with whom I am able to surround myself. The amount of love and joy and respect in my life is unreal

22.05.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tech, Bugs & Rock'n'Roll 20250731
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Welcome to yet another Thursday; it's not quite Friday but at least it's not Tuesday, right? And of course Thursday means @dylanbeatt.ie, @eli.holderness.dev and I will be recording Tech, Bugs & Rock'n'Roll at 4pm UK time, and you can come watch and chat in the chat!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNuh...

31.07.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Three vinyl stickers of the game changer loop-de-loop in progress pride, trans, and non-binary colours respectively. The stickers also have the words "we've been here the whole time"

Three vinyl stickers of the game changer loop-de-loop in progress pride, trans, and non-binary colours respectively. The stickers also have the words "we've been here the whole time"

Game Changer pride stickers are out now πŸŽ‰ (with massive thanks to @samreich.bsky.social for giving me permission to sell them!)

UK: canopyrobin.sumupstore.com/product/game...

International: canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4333...

26.07.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5016    πŸ” 2120    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 34

Fascists appeal to the imaginary past, so it is important to be able teach people who aren’t fascists about actualities. History isn’t a set of facts. It is a contested narrative based on contested evidence.

27.07.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

piercings and tattoos are gender affirming care my gender is "looking sick as fuck"

21.07.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 510    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Normally you'd have to pay £££ for a conference ticket to get @rendle.dev and @davidwhitney.co.uk on the same programme. Or you can come along tomorrow night and see them both for free - our friends @accurx.bsky.social are even providing free drinks and snacks!

www.meetup.com/london-net-u...

22.07.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

if we were in Amsterdam or Vilnius or London or Stockholm I would have a go-to off the dome, but not.... the city i live in. who am i

21.07.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting asked on a date will have you looking up Atlas Obscura for your own damn city after realising you know no cool bars here

21.07.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Hater's Guide To The AI Bubble Hey! Before we go any further β€” if you want to support my work, please sign up for the premium version of Where’s Your Ed At, it’s a $7-a-month (or $70-a-year) paid product where every week you get a ...

Newsletter: This is the Hater's Guide To The AI Bubble: genAI is nothing like Uber or Amazon Web Services, there are no profitable genAI companies, agents do not and cannot exist, there is no AI SaaS story, and everything rides - and dies - on selling GPUs.
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21.07.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3433    πŸ” 1072    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 144

this is not a dig, because I'm terrible at doing this myself, but I love the irony of this image not having alt text

07.07.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay. Short rambling thread. But about how i have learned to accept that I am "pony famous" and how, and why, you need to not talk down people who love what you do.

This is for minor writers or creators everywhere. Read this. /1

03.07.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 820    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 117

as much as we need to learn to say No to protect ourselves, we also need to be able to say Yes when offered help or support, even when it might be difficult to accept

04.07.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

may every politician need the services they cut

03.07.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I don't mean to detract from your very valid points, but the UK government also absolutely hates its populace. handshake meme / solidarity / rage, etc

04.07.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today is Britain at its absolute stinking worst: a full on media and political feeding frenzy targeting someone who righteously sought to punch up for doing so in the wrong way, as we all avert our eyes from a real, genuine evil. Properly grim.

Solidarity with Bob Vylan - end the genocide.

30.06.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1724    πŸ” 434    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 13

Chatbots β€” LLMs β€” do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re β€œright” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

19.06.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 29335    πŸ” 8581    πŸ’¬ 576    πŸ“Œ 700

If you want to be better, go learn from the best

30.06.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zohran Mamdani: 40% of the vote, respectable effort, solid victory

Zohran the Destroyer: 100% of the vote, the tribes are united under the new Khagan, we ride

27.06.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 690    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œI wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

β€œlmao" said Gandalf, β€œwell it has.”

01.07.2024 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2349    πŸ” 791    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 38

Palestine is the original sin. Israel was established in its modern form at the same time as the birth of the postwar 'international rules-based order' and has always been the unspoken exemption. October 7th shoved that contradiction to the forefront and everything since has been crisis management

22.06.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 578    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œyeah no I’m fully aware that we’re at the climate change point of no return but the computer that always tells me I’m right is very very thirsty” πŸ₯Ί

20.06.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am the coolest and best person that ever lived and so are all of my friends

14.06.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely fucking love being me

14.06.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially since we all know Jesus was a foot guy.

10.06.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For those who aren't particularly familiar with Helen Lewis

she is basically responsible for this being terf island. Hardly any papers were doing bigot shit until she championed it through her role as deputy editor as New Statesman.

A lot of bigots got their start on this beat there with her.

10.06.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1010    πŸ” 248    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

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