Tom

People don't hack into TV networks and forcibly broadcast the truth as much as I thought they would when I was small

MCTOMINAY ARE YOU MADDDDD??? THE AUDACITYYYY

Total football

Hoping for some snide offerings, just for men etc

Nice! Love that

For. Sure.

Finished on 10 HCP, got down to 8, went up to 11.

Irrespective, just love going out on a Saturday morning with the boys.

Will play and meet up over winter when the weather's there but RIP '25 at home 🕊️

That's a wrap on comps this season 🏡

Always loved the Welsh.
Well played Plaid Cymru and get to fuck Farage and Reform

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Last chance for early bird tickets (£35) this weekend!

3 week creative writing course focused on nature writing discussing some of my favourite writers and themes 🧙‍♀️🦔🦊🍄

Everyone welcome 🏳️‍⚧️

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A good haircut is never a given and it was great getting one this week 💃

The butter's hard, lads. Hunker down.

Fridays are always good (the rest gave cash rather than secondhand headcovers, fortunately...)

🤯

Folded last night. Was great TV tbf

So much going on in this photo. My personal favourites...

Ooh, and indeed, Ahh. 🔴⚪⚫

Any sort of win there and I'll be jealous I didn't have my feet up for it

Well, you have to say that’s magnificent.

I'm going into town at 5pm to meet a mate for a beer and gig instead. Seen this one before.

Just think - if Marinakis was able to have a simple, adult conversation with a member of his staff, then none of this would have happened.

Instead he took his fragile little ego and turned our best season in 30 years into this absolute dross. I am genuinely furious.

#nffc

Oh, Forest.

Anyone in the Glasgow/Edinburgh area fancy putting me up midweek through January/February for a few weeks? So I can caddie at our sites or elsewhere in Scotland?

I can cook, and am a very tidy and thoughtful houseguest.

❤️

Final notes for Wednesday 15 October 2025: it's now cold. Five months yeah

Spoke to one of the old guard caddies, who's v experienced and lovely, about the tipping situation this morning. This week he got given, for his tip at the end in his hand, half a bag of wooden tees. From a guy who'd had a great day. Fuck me

My sandwich in my pack lunch today was last night's uneaten kiev sliced in a half baguette with some leaves and cucumber, and it was magic. No mayo needed. Touch of salt.

If I've spent 5.5hrs with you, maybe even 7, don't tip me a tenner. It's genuinely insulting. I'd rather have nothing.

Someone's going round the village putting pumpkins on street signs which is infinitely nicer than the local racists going about with flags isn't it?

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We all thought nuclear war would be the end of humanity, instead we're just going to hollow ourselves out by subcontracting anything that remotely makes us who we are to a fucking machine, which will then use all the water and kill us anyway. Mad times.

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