AlexSareen

When you're mean to me, this is who you're mean to, btw.

The amount of quarters im finding in my bag is unreasonable.

They showed up. We did an hour of intensive training. Ouch.

In fact, it's encouraged.

Weirdos Only.

Instantly sobbing

All of my workout buddies are gone today. NOW WHAT DO I DO?!

I have the best therapist. I wish I could take her to a farmers market.

“i’ll be in my office” beneath a leafy faery house

Im going to be so bummed if Omar loses.

How does one simply fold laundry?!?! Every week, I engage in a battle in which I am forced to muster up the courage and bravery to face this terrible foe - the clean laundry basket!!!

ngl I thought “petard” was just a funny medieval word for underwear and “hoisted with his own petard” was basically about getting wedgied

I've never actually watched Ergo Proxy. So, here goes nothing.

Halloween 🎃

Yes, I was looking up the Liquor store hours at 8:40 am, but why does the liquor store open at 8am?!?!?!

Sometimes, late at night, usually in the living room, i get whiffs of cigarette smoke. I'm not necessarily saying that my house is haunted, but we haven't smoked for almost 10 years, and my neighbors don't smoke either.

A guy dressed in black wearing corpsepaint standing alone in a snowy forest

him: you better not be romanticizing ur melancholic solitude

me:

"I married my best friend!", "I married my best friend!", "I married my best friend!"

OH YEAH?! WELL, MY BEST FRIEND WOULD ✨️NEVER✨️ EAT THE LAST OF MY OREOS. NEVER. YOU KNOW WHO DID?! THE MAN I MARRIED.

red and orange trees line a path, bright blue skies in the background

hello thursday trees thank you for being here

There is nothing better than walking on crunchy leaves. THE CRISPNESS, BRO???? Come ON, dude. A crunchy step??? 10/10.

A diet coke would save me right now.

I think you nailed it! Zak Baggans recently cheated on Holly Madison, of all people. Like, come on!!!! Of course he's going to hang out with fellow fuck boys

The only time I've seen Matt rife recently was when the Ghost Adventures IG account posted him with the crew because he was on an episode?!?!?!

Today, at the office, it's department decorating day for Halloween. Easily the best day to be in the office.

LMFAO, I was not expecting that!! Im big on Stavros and Adam Friedland right now.

I've been turning into my dad lately. I keep staying awake much later than I should be, watching comedy specials on YouTube.

four pillars in the middle of a park, they’re surrounded my leaves of all autumnal colours. red, gold, yellows and greens.

are you for real

Its been hard to maintain my focus at work today, but at least I get to go home to my husband and then craft with my best friend tonight.

When people become desperate, crime follows. And people seem so surprised, but that's what happens when availability and choice are taken away!!

The craft show yesterday was killer 🖤

I got the best bumper sticker yesterday, I thought you might appreciate it @tomgabrielwarrior.bsky.social