DG

Look at the demographic of the audience: all old, white people; a generation of people who are all convinced that us younger generations have it easy.

They can all go fuck themselves.

Last thing I'll say is that Gary Neville is a top blue. The biggest City fan going. All those year playing for United was a cod.

The last action of the match I was was Sob's goal. I never want to see any of what happened after.

The mentality midgets strike again.

OH DOM DOM

Guehi's a lucky boy.

He doesn't have to listen to Gary Neville.

Laughable. As bad a decision as you'll see. Neville's Comms worse.

Pawson is fucking on one here.

Score there Eki jesus

A fucking team of strangers. What have they been doing in training?

A lot of racists in UK media & politics are currently limbering up to hold Donald Trump to an infinitely lower moral standard than they did Gary Lineker.
Starting with Farage, inevitably…

The rule change that'll always stick in my craw is when we won the CWC in 2019, the FA insisted we couldn't wear the champions badge except for two games.

When Chelsea won it in 2020, they changed the rules so that they could wear it until the CWC were crowned.

Wound up thinking about it now.

Oooh where have you seen they are replacing Standard Chartered?

I wouldn't call the abhorrent run we were (are?) on something the 'second things didn't go right'. The run of results over months would see any fanbase rightly question the manager's position.

We've had two good results in a row now, let's just hope that continues to get back towards the top.

Made for Ibou. What a brilliant performance. Well in.

What a player. My goodness.

FLOOOOO

Remember, people believe this man is better than the rest of us because of his magic blood.

Why is it next to impossible to find the Champions League highlights on the BBC? Why are the keeping them from us?

BENFICA

'They're biggest win since 2023 when they beat Man United seven nil' 😭😭

YES FEDEEEEE

Matterface making it out like we needed five to win tonight the fucking gee bag.

Oh Ekitike. He's special.

Fernando fucking Torres regen.

How in the name of fuck is that not a penalty?

This Ekitike and Wirtz link up developing week on week 👀

You're fucking joking. Jesus fucking Christ what a cursed fucking season.

The County Star by Kean Kavanagh. Irish twist but magic.

Matchday

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You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

ITV gets a fair amount of (deserved) flack but Red Eye is brilliant telly.