Chris Farris

The same can be said about goats

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

Everyone know that Trump is closing the Kennedy center to install private booths and stripper poles.

They’re not wearing masks. That’s how you know it was fake

Instead of a billionaire tax, what if we called it a child-rape tax?

Won’t we need those warehouses once we’re a manufacturing powerhouse again?

It's Friday night, they just released a bunch of Epstein files. I would not want to be in Tehran right now.

Because it makes them THINK they can commit crimes with impuntiy.

At least someone is taking consumer protection seriously. The post about this was a notice the US was deleting the website for consumer protection.

Everyone (in Silicon Valley at least) is so worried about China winning the AI race and I’m like “eh, so what if they do?” It’s still going to put millions out of work, generate massive social upheaval and probably be the end of freedom and individual rights. Does it matter which one?

You think the AI system security won’t also leak your mistakes?

There is a difference?

The standard response is to apologize and blame the intern.

Federal agencies abruptly pull out of RSAC after organizer hires Easterly The decision fits a pattern of government withdrawal from the cybersecurity community under the Trump administration.

I'd offer to fill the programming gap, but it would mean traveling to the United States, and fuck that place. They shoot their own civilians like it was Iran, Syria, or Libya.

www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-ns...

I love the "Good People got Hurt" is outside the circle for NFTs.

Gdamn autocorrect.

Democratic congressman punched in racist attack at Sundance film festival Maxwell Alejandro Frost says attacker ‘told me Trump was going to deport me’ as police say suspect arrested

Isn't assaulting a congress critter a federal crime? Why no federal charges? DOJ to busy cover up Pretti's murder, or am I mistaken and it's not a federal crime to assume a congress critter?

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

“It can print the word BOOBS, surely love is only a quarter away!”

If they’re not doing anything wrong, they should have nothing to hide.

I mean, given how low I feel about governments, the second part isn’t that surprising

This needs to be more than just a Minneapolis thing. It needs to be nation-wide. It needs to be a true general strike. It needs to cause major economic impact.

And of course for Economic Sciences, proving what we already all knew, tariffs do nothing but alienate allies and raise prices back home.

Peace, because he stopped 56 wars (53 of which he was going to cause, but then were stopped)

Literature, for the contribution to the english language that is Truth Social

Medicine, for showing the world how to be healthy again. He is after all the fittest world leader in the world.

Chemistry, for perfecting Transmutation (but don't say trans or he'll be upset), and turning political bullying into literal Gold.

Physics for reversing the trend of globalization and increasing the size of the planet earth.

Dear Norway (and you too Sweden),

I humbly suggest that you create a Spring Nobel Award ceremony, and give Donald Trump the Nobel Award for Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, Literature, Peace, and Economic Sciences.

Fuck this noise about social media bans for kids/teens. We need a social media ban for US Presidents.

Sssh. Now he’ll want Mexico too