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Chris Farris

@jcfarris.bsky.social

Cloud Security Nerd https://www.chrisfarris.com https://www.primeharbor.com

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You should have waited two weeks and got it all done at reinvent.

22.11.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Incorrect Sir. The American President is on your side. But, that's probably mostly due to those bubba pictures.

22.11.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Megan Kelly is not wrong if you adopt the MAGA point of view.

The mainstream view is that pedophilia is wrong because minors can't consent.

But if you're the party of "Your Body My Choice", then the issue of consent is irrelevant, only the issue of physical maturity.

Thus Megan Kelly's comment

22.11.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s gonna take a lucrative talk show or anchor gig at FoxNews or RussiaToday

22.11.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump palling around with Mamdani was a brilliant move. The best way to distract right-wing rage against the Chamberlain-esque deal he's pushing on Ukraine is to gin up some controversy inside MAGA over a domestic issue.

I tip my hat to his KGB handlers for this brilliant PR move.

22.11.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone needs to scribe this on a cave wall so our great great grandchildren understand what happened.

22.11.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Data centers don't bring meaningful jobs. Specialist workers come in to do the complex construction. Operations are highly optimized. Once up and running, they are maintained by a small number of high-paid IT workers. All the real value happens hundreds of miles away in Seattle or Silicon Valley.

22.11.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Well, yes, Mamdani and I have our differences. He's a socialist, they say he's a socialist, and I guess he says so too. A democratic socialist, but a socialist. Meanwhile, I'm busy seizing the means of production, forcing a cultural revolution, cracking down on the intelligentsia ...."

21.11.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4974    πŸ” 755    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 28
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene will resign after fallout with Trump Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene supported a bill compelling the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files by the DOJ, putting her on the bad side of President Trump.

Good Fucking Riddance
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/21/m...

22.11.2025 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You need the Cyber-9/11 to justify the Kinetic war to justify the formal suspension of the Constitution to allow for the interment / execution of those not in β€œThe National Interest”

21.11.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP

Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP

Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP

20.11.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1601    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 11
Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office

Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office

Gifted Khashoggi Head Mounted In Oval Office

20.11.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1629    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 10

Why the hell does everyone think the Epsteins were talking about Donald giving β€œBubba” a blow job and not Melina or Ivanka?

16.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok BSides Lisbon’s opening video was pretty cool. #BSidesLX

13.11.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The code I write also has no vulnerabilities if you don't look at any inputs or outputs. I'm gonna rock the new Quantum revolution!

10.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I came here to reply, it's not that AI's level is going up, it's that human levels are going down.

08.11.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would they need to? They're artifically constraining supply, which will drive up prices, which will lead to more profit for the airlines.

Sure people will suffer, but it's not like they're planning to allow elections to happen next year, so no there's no risk to them.

08.11.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Six rizzz
Skibidi seven

06.11.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

… we gave a crackpot… stupid no edit button

01.11.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt I could have stopped any of it. But my bonuses that year were really good.

01.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. I worked at CNN in 2015/2016.
Some amount of this blood is on my hands. Most of it belongs to Jeff Zucker.

Every morning he’d call the morning show. Every morning we put him on the air. We have a crackpot TV host credibility to win the nomination. We sold out the republic for ratings.

01.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You could have gone with something Epic like β€œThe Duckbill Conspiracy”, rather than just Duckbill. I blame Mike.

31.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting at a desk is proven to be very unhealthy. Sam is doing America a service by sending the white collar workers back into the fields to toil for 12 hours to scrape up enough to subsist for another day.

26.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This?

22.10.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly the NYPD is part of Auntie-Fa!

19.10.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody's been more disappointed by two inches since Stormy Daniels.

15.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legitimate sources: opt-out to protect IP rights
AI Slop and disinformation: here ya go, index all you like.

15.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know who can? ICE. Denounce that family in 15C and get yourself home before the big game

15.10.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww crap

13.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, if you have a better idea on how to deal with the Vampire problem, we’d love to hear it.

11.10.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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