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I really don't understand the concept of a minimizer bra, but to each her own, I guess.

My husband has decided to binge watch CHUCK. How do I tell him I find Zachary Levi very disappointing as a human?

Less than a year ago, I said to someone, "I know I will never wear anything smaller than an XL..." but I have proven myself wrong this month.

My mother-in-law just referred to a Dali exhibit as the "Dollywood museum," if you're wondering how my week with a Trump voter is going.

My mother-in-law has made two positive comments about DeSantis, and I want to cut this visit short.

Not to brag, but my underwear matched my outfit so well today.

Is it worth ripping some low-information boobah from my hometown who thinks Trump was chosen by God?

True, there’s always been corruption in government, but now it’s by design.

I dreamed I ate pizza and breadsticks, and I woke up feeling sick because Mounjaro is like Santa Claus. It sees me when I'm sleeping and knows when my subconscious is eating carbs.

We informed everyone months ago that if Trump was elected, these very events would occur.

Do you believe us now?

Trump doesn't care if the economy crashes and communities suffer. His goal is to force you and your family to accept a lower standard of living while he and his friends get richer. Cutting support for law enforcement, schools, small businesses and firefighters is chaos by design.

Just a quick reminder that Drumpf is trash.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Franklin Graham: "Lord, thank you for sending us President Trump!"

GOD: "Hey! Don't pin this crap on me!"

For the rest of my life I will never understand how MAGA is so furious about Dr. Fauci, who saved many lives, being pardoned by President Biden, but they're thrilled about January 6th thugs, who beat cops with flagpoles, being pardoned by trump.

"If Trump is really so dangerous, why didn't he do all those bad things last time?"

"I don't know, Karen. Stupidity, irresponsibility, and roadblocks from better people come to mind."

Watching so many people having spent money to go to the inauguration, and then Trump canceling it because he’s worried about the pictures and small crowds, is a perfect picture of his whole relationship with his supporters.

They give and give, he takes and takes.

I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔

@chloaf.bsky.social Hi, @chloaf!

"A pessimist is a well-informed optimist."
– old proverb

On Monday, a white supremacist regime will be sworn in on Martin Luther King’s birthday.

I'm currently being harassed by a former student because I was sympathetic to her. How's your day going?

Trump's putting the guy whose rockets explode and cars burst into flames in charge of government efficiency.

Expect similar results.

President Biden appointed cabinet nominees knowing they would do the right thing.

Trump appoints cabinet nominees knowing they will do the wrong thing.

If you can't handle an outside inauguration, does that make you a snowflake or a snow fake?

Starbucks and Mounjaro make an excellent colon cleanse in a pìnch.

I am so very sure that Trump has bad breath.

"Masculine energy" can be translated to misogynist loser.

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.