Jack “Have you seen Lawrence of Arabia” Perry

Read. Rest. Rejoin the fight.

In many ways, Donald Duck is Mickey Mouse's Vegeta

Just asserted my dominance and won a magic game in front of my girlfriend 😎

Helping my gf clean her room and responding “work work” and “jobs done” at every task like a Warcraft III peon

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I would love to attend Charli XCX’s current tour, but my greatest fear is having the camera on me during the Apple dance and not knowing it, forcing me to awkwardly back into the crowd like this

As far as I know, even the Nazis didn't come up with the idea of sharing footage from concentration camp to fulfill the sadistic desires of their supporters. German High Command kept that for their own private viewing.

Honestly an incredible display of range from Bill Withers in making both the perfect sunny day song (Lovely Day) and the perfect cloudy day song (Ain’t no Sunshine). More like Bill Weathers, am I right?

Yeah, I’d never subject my friends to that. In my vision, I’d only have them cross over for dialogue exchanges and run combats as separate events. I took over DMing one group from a friend who moved away, and ideally I’d have him run that table

My dream 30th bday is to fly all my remote friends here - that way both of my D&D groups can play at the same time in a mega session. Then, I will commission artwork of this event in the style of The Last Supper, since it may be the only time I’ll have 12 friends all in the same place at once

Came up with a theory with a coworker that they’ll bring back the shards as the four nations in avatar - it’s not the same, but it’s enough for me to cope. In this hypothetical:

Fire = grixis
Water = esper
Earth = naya
Air = bant
Spirits = jund (that one feels like a stretch, need a 5th tho)

Finally, a #LastFourWatched I feel proud/happy to share. Four excellent Japanese films, look no further into the one on the left

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When I finish an entire book cover to cover in one day

There’s a good chance season 1 of LOST is the greatest season of television ever produced

In his book, Werner Herzog tells a story from when he was 13. He saw a woman chasing a 25 y/o man & hitting him with a wooden tray for harassing her, then tells us this is Klaus Kinski, one of film history’s great villains. Perfect framing, my brain auto-imposed a record scratch freeze frame combo

I Saw the TV Glow (2024) DIr. Jane Schoenbrun

I desperately need someone to make an edit of Girl, So Confusing over Ingmar Bergman’s Persona

Yeeees, the Corman version

How I, a cinephile, will avoid detection this summer as I purchase my tickets to Superman and Fantastic 4

I know “four favorites” is like their whole thing, but I seriously need letterboxd to let me have a fifth favorite film. Four just isn’t cutting it. Getting rid of any of Ikiru, Oppenheimer, 2001, Lawrence of Arabia, or I Saw the TV Glow feels like shooting my child

Peer Into the Abyss has always reminded me of this shot of Daniel Kaluuya from Get Out, especially in the context of the film. Would love to see your take on that alter

Of the 10 BP noms, Anora was ranked 6th for me though, so I do think you were generally warmer on it than I

Obv I don’t agree with point A, but def trying to look on the bright side with point B

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

Eagerly awaiting the Objective Tier List

Certain versions on Spotify leaving out the intro of Ode to Joy with the cellos is one of the greatest offenses to music editing of all time, up there with the radio edition of Get Lucky leaving out that intro. In the proper rendition, that first ~4 minutes is nothing short of magic.

Zach Cregger going from directing Miss March and The Civil War on Drugs to directing Barbarian and the next Resident Evil reboot is my personal Roman Empire

I was kinda surprised that Deflecting Swat didn’t make the list, even though Fierce Guardianship did. Swat *does* have the requirement of a targeted spell, but it’s def one of those cards that when I see I think “oh so that’s the kind of game we’re playing”

Gerald’s Non Political Existence. Totes not political! Safe from getting book banned! Wow!

This is Gerald, he’s a white boy because centering anyone else would be “DEI” He has a mom… No wait, having a woman in this story would be too INCLUSIVE. So actually, he has no parents because that would imply mark or sex or IVF occurred and that’d be INAPPROPRIATE!

He was on his way to school…no wait, a school would be too DIVERSE of a setting! Gerald was sitting at home and…watching the rain fall down outside. He experienced no emotions because boys don’t emote.

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