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I'm surprised James Woods Isn't trying to join ICE.

13.08.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sotp calling people in this regime insane. They know exactly wtf they're doing.

08.08.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The crazy thing about Donald Trump posting an AI video of Obama getting arrested is that Trump once had someone organize a party for him and invite a bunch of β€œyoung women” and it turned out Jeffrey Epstein was his only other guest.

21.07.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9779    πŸ” 2760    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 76

They say trans women make us unsafe in locker rooms but I've never heard one joke about grabbing anyone by the pussy and then defend it as "locker room talk."

21.07.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a purple shirt with a cobra on it says you can 't be my boss ALT: a man in a purple shirt with a cobra on it says you can 't be my boss

trump's giving loser white goodman so hard and also he's in the epstein files

21.07.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm still sad about Andrea Gibson

19.07.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Immigration agents caught on video allegedly urinating at high school in Pico Rivera The El Rancho Unified School District released video that allegedly shows ICE and Border Patrol agents urinating at a school campus in Pico Rivera.

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One

abc7.com/post/immigra...

04.07.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who the fuck decided that β€œthe wheels of justice turn slowly” but it takes a few months to destroy them?

03.07.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice going, fuckfaces

03.07.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's freaking hilarious (in a very depressing way) is that they've got a bunch of people whose healthcare is about to become much shittier (or nonexistent) screaming about "every single democrat voted against no tax on tips!"

03.07.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liberty and prosperity theology are the loopholes U.S. "christians" use to avoid doing anything about poor people dying of treatable conditions. They go to church, drop some change in the offering basket, and let their government kill people with a clear conscience.

01.07.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag

This is the one Collins and Murkowski are finally going to vote against.

30.06.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CNN is covering the Bezos-Sanchez wedding just as fervently as they covered that Carnival poop cruise in 2013.

29.06.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Start typing THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER and your name in all caps after every slack message you send and see how long it takes for your boss to call you into a meeting with HR about it

25.06.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you can't click out of the meeting fast enough and you and one other person are left awkwardly staring at each other.

24.06.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cover sheet for the ODNI'S Annual Threat Assessment published in March 2025

cover sheet for the ODNI'S Annual Threat Assessment published in March 2025

WMD

We continue to assess Iran is not building a nuclear weapon and that Khamenei has not reauthorized the nuclear
weapons program he suspended in 2003, though pressure has probably built on him. to do so. In the past year,
there has been an erosion of a ecades-long taboo on discussing nuclear weapons in public that has
emboldened nuclear weapons advocates within Iran's decisionmaking apparatus. Khamenei remains the
final decisionmaker over Iran's nuclear program, to include any decision to develop nuclear weapons.
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Iran very likely aims to continue R&D of chemical and biological agents for r offensive purposes. Iranian military
scientists have researched chemicals that have wide range of sedation, dissociation, and amnestic
incapacitating effects, and can also be 1ethal.

WMD We continue to assess Iran is not building a nuclear weapon and that Khamenei has not reauthorized the nuclear weapons program he suspended in 2003, though pressure has probably built on him. to do so. In the past year, there has been an erosion of a ecades-long taboo on discussing nuclear weapons in public that has emboldened nuclear weapons advocates within Iran's decisionmaking apparatus. Khamenei remains the final decisionmaker over Iran's nuclear program, to include any decision to develop nuclear weapons. in Iran very likely aims to continue R&D of chemical and biological agents for r offensive purposes. Iranian military scientists have researched chemicals that have wide range of sedation, dissociation, and amnestic incapacitating effects, and can also be 1ethal.

The administration is trying to walk this back now but independent media should not ignore that the official published position of the entire US Intelligence Community as of March of this year was that Iran was not pursuing a nuclear weapon. Save this document and reference it when discussing this.

22.06.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Be the gay you wish to see in the world πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

03.06.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Indiana AG would like you to submit examples of what you expect to see in a middle school math class, please and thanks www.in.gov/attorneygene...

11.03.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We did πŸ‘ŠπŸ™‚

10.03.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a photo.

Green must be the start of something, not the end.

06.03.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 55849    πŸ” 10406    πŸ’¬ 1333    πŸ“Œ 565

10 DEMOCRATS VOTED TO CENSURE REP AL GREEN:

Ami Bera
Ed Case
Jim Costa
Laura Gillen
Jim Himes
Chrissy Houlahan
Marcy Kaptur
Jared Moskowitz
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Tom Suozzi

06.03.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 374    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 63

I can't believe we have to have a(nother) science march

27.02.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We will form an elite investigative team to get to the bottom of this. It will take 400 years to assemble the team, and then a thousand years for the team to investigate themselves for conflicts. 1400 years to start working on the problem

21.02.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No gods no masters no kings no daddies

19.02.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember in the movie Noelle when the cousin and tech support worker Gabriel Kringle is appointed Santa and he values cost-saving above the Christmas spirit and creates an algorithm to determine there are only 2,837 good children in the world? That's what our federal government is doing right now.

15.02.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The U.S. Labor Department has been temporarily blocked by court order from sharing data with Elon Musk and his staffers. πŸ₯„

06.02.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 17120    πŸ” 1772    πŸ’¬ 243    πŸ“Œ 96
When we talk about abolition, when we talk about systemic oppression, when we talk about revolution vs. harm reduction: this is what we’re talking about.

We’re talking about systems that were never going to save us because they are too wed to oppression. We are talking about representatives that have never had any intention of representing us.

We’re talking about the foundations of fascism that have been long built and have only been strengthened in recent years by our desire for comfort over liberation.

It is long past time to set aside our fear and access our outrage. 

Please know that we can build something better than this.

When we talk about abolition, when we talk about systemic oppression, when we talk about revolution vs. harm reduction: this is what we’re talking about. We’re talking about systems that were never going to save us because they are too wed to oppression. We are talking about representatives that have never had any intention of representing us. We’re talking about the foundations of fascism that have been long built and have only been strengthened in recent years by our desire for comfort over liberation. It is long past time to set aside our fear and access our outrage. Please know that we can build something better than this.

It is long past time to set aside our fear and access our outrage.

Please know that we can build something better than this.

05.02.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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HAPPENING NOW: members of Congress led by @maxwellfrost.bsky.social are attempting to enter the Treasury Building to demand answers re: Musk’s unconstitutional money grab

04.02.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 11120    πŸ” 2570    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 222
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Raskin: "Elon Musk, you may have illegally seized power over the financial payments systems of the Treasury, but you don't control the money of the American people. The US Congress does that under Article 1 of the Constitution ... we don't have a fourth branch of government called 'Elon Musk'"

03.02.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 48627    πŸ” 13988    πŸ’¬ 2091    πŸ“Œ 1335

@andbeauerson.bsky.social what's it like to have a good senator?

03.02.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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