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Ian McSimm

@theevertonian.bsky.social

Winner of hearts and smiles. Loser of hair. Lover of cuddles. Husband. Father. Vagina enthusiast. Terminal blue.

72 Followers  |  49 Following  |  74 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2024  |  1.8511

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This is what it sounds like when seagulls cry.

#Ndiaye #ThePrinceOfGoodisonPark #BHAEVE

25.01.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Longest day ever - massively sponsored by overpriced coffee and fast food…but so worth it to see us get 3 vital points.

The times they are a changing.

19.01.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s really sad. An absolute pillar of our history.

17.01.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that shirt is going back in the box then.

15.01.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dug out the first Moyes shirt for tonight. Stays on every game now if we get a result.

Also, size large thank you very much πŸ’€

#UTFT

15.01.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good β€˜first’ interview from Moyes. Doesn’t really say much more than any manager would in his position, but there’s an ernestness there that a Dyche doesn’t have. I think we’ll get honesty from him on and off camera - let’s hope it’s a quality the players will respond to.

13.01.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Moyes Era - Volume 2. No prisoners.

10.01.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t forget blues, he managed to turn this around so…

10.01.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just checking, he’s definitely gone though right?

09.01.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everton looking to make a swift appointment to replace Sean Dyche. Interesting.

09.01.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

60 grand.

09.01.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Job done.

09.01.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keane still wanting to play passes that are longer than the pitch.

09.01.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Armstrong is a lovely footballer.

09.01.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure it’d been that close.

09.01.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely composed finish from Beto πŸ‘πŸ»

DCL misses that btw.

09.01.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Actually smiling watching an Everton game…

09.01.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Popworld?

09.01.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring on the orange ball!

09.01.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s not a bad job, if you add fries to it.

#DycheOut

05.01.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He’s still there isn’t he.

05.01.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christ this club depresses me.

Currently drinking wine like it’s…ah, who am I kidding, wine.

04.01.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve had a lot of sex recently, if you add women to the wanks.

04.01.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Two keepers on the bench again. He’d fucking play them all too if he could.

#DycheOut

04.01.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re winning the lot!

01.01.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s to a happy new year, blues. Dyche in or out let’s get through it. Onwards and upwards.

31.12.2024 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has he gone yet?

30.12.2024 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seamus admitting they came for a point, whilst realistic, is deeply depressing given City’s recent run/form and says all we need to know about Dyche.

26.12.2024 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it’s been horrible to watch, but you’d take a point from those 3 games beforehand easily. Lads have worked hard for those. Too hard probably. Broja has to start next game. Proper player him.

26.12.2024 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t get my head around sub. Criminal.

26.12.2024 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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