Fyyrn

your execution date is tomorrow

A screenshot of a reddit post and a poll: the reddit post titled "To the dad at disneyland that handed me his silver X100V to take a family photo" that has an image of a very expensive camera on a windowsill. Below it, the poll with two options: "bought one" and "stole it." The poll closed with 6 votes for "stole it" and none for "bought one."

Not a single original experience left on this earth

zomboid is fun

she yoink on my buddy til I holly

Some of y'all going to university to gain knowledge that was imbued in me by god since the day I rose in 1731 🤣🤣🤣

isnt it cool how blatantly dystopian it is. isnt that fucking sick. its just like the comic books. i love living in the comic book as anonymous civilian in bustling city crowdshot. i bet 20 bitcredits on our empire bombing occupied village number twelve and made like 30 bucks out of it. i love this.

sometimes I be talkin and suddenly I just see the parappa the rapper "U rappin' awful!" UI just manifest in the corner of my vision.

Little known fact to non-garden-state residents: They folded it under the new one.

You know how you like, fold in the cheese? They did that to the entire state

Fragments of subterranean old newark prevented them from getting a proper subway, that's why they went with light rail for public transit

kkids in africa beblike: "help me help me im starving" SHUT UP BIETCH IMNTRYIKG TO EAT "The Boomstick" 1.5 foot long shabloinger drenched in relish while at the Daytona 500

I need to get my tires rotated?? Uh. Dude. They do that all the time

how am i friends with some people

love this game #arcraiders

¿what's even going on in that school anymore

Been listening to geez louise again lately #underscores

Database committed to git in prod

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Trying to nano a remote file probably looks like this

idk dude i just drink chlorine dude

If I lock in I can get nothing done by tomorrow

y'all is this normal

If nobody else is a taker I can even contribute with my 80+ gbs of shitcore and riot grrrl tracks that nobody but me will listen to