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Andrew Winson

@andrew-winson.bsky.social

Actor, Voiceover Guy, Real Human (I swear!)

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R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy
YouTube video by Gianmarco Soresi R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy

Someone else said it first, so I'll just quote them:

"She must've seen this bit, but not to the entire end."

14.11.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†

07.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But you still need a dozen or so friends to help you raise it up and then sit on it, over and over…

21.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Given the number of people who believe everything in the Left Behind books are plausible future events, I’d say it also has no redeeming social value…

21.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By being Gary Stu Apocalyptic Dispensationalist They-Earnestly-Believe-This-Shit Fan Fic.

20.10.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Spoken like someone who never read any of the Left Behind books…

14.10.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was that me, or Mike? I remember it being one of the more tolerable shows on TV for me, but maybe it displayed as obsession at the time?

13.10.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s great, but also showing its age as time marches on…

14.09.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw a TikTok like β€œthe motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never.

Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.

14.09.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7096    πŸ” 738    πŸ’¬ 185    πŸ“Œ 54

Was literally coming here to say exactly this.

02.09.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Single game, which, rather unusually for my experience, listed ALL 100+ PARTS on offer in the same listing.

02.09.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It definitely is below their pay grade. πŸ˜…

02.09.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Auditioned for 47 different characters in a video game this morning. Any bets on whether I land a single one of them?

02.09.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And then in the 90s, my former teacher was murdered by her son a couple years after I was out of Memorial. Just in case anyone wants to argue that was a one off incident in Beverly…

23.08.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally just now watched the most recent episode, and came back here to say: ah, okay. Jesus. F-ing people, with so much time on their hands and so little else in their lives that they’re giving literally the most easygoing cook on YouTube short of Chef John shit to this degree…

17.08.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s getting shit? I suppose I should take it as a blessing that I generally avoid the comments section…

17.08.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In Boston, at the very least…

14.08.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had durian shakes on a few occasions?

14.08.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

That’s far outside my expertise, I’m afraid. I’ve only ever worn a wig once for a show, and I’ve NO idea where they got it from.

16.07.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Monsters of Murka: Ratified & Radified
YouTube video by Action Fiction Monsters of Murka: Ratified & Radified

I originally thought to read it exactly in the real Mays’s tone, but his delivery, if you can believe it, reads a little tame for a project like Monsters of Murka. πŸ˜…

15.07.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, wait, I had a complete brain fart and subbed "Market Basket" in for "BJs"... πŸ˜… I mean, they ARE back to back from each other...

30.06.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
You MUST listen to RFC 2119 It turns out you can just pay people to do things.

An acquaintance of an old work friend asked me to narrate a thing. Just about the driest piece of technical writing I’ve ever encountered, read in the most irritating, β€œGod I want to punch this guy” way I could muster. Enjoy, if you so choose.

30.06.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find that all but impossible to believe. Maybe they’re in a different part of the store? At the very least I’d reckon they’d show up among the COPIOUSGoya selection in the β€œethnic” food section…

30.06.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He may have seen the original BBC TV production with Alec Guinness, though...

15.06.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The entire Pet Shop Boys discography has been deleted?

08.06.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d say the connotation is somewhat different between the two. At least in American English, dick is a milder insult (to my ear) than prick. You can stop being a dick. But a being a prick is kind of implied to be at the core of a person. They can’t just stop on a dime.

21.04.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Around here, β€œbutt” IS the polite synonym. There’s a reason we’re called Massholes…

12.03.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The big lozenge is too big to get stuck in the folds of your mouth / throat on the way down, while your teeny-tiny Claritin is small enough that it’s not just possible but likely.

12.03.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Catch-22'd as I am, I guess the only thing to do, once the meds run out, is to just die / be bankrupted by a costly, easily avoidable emergency room visit? Yay American healthcare. Best in the world, don't you know.

22.02.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But today I show up today for the INR check and am told, flatly, that they WILL NOT test me if I don't have insurance. Not if it was required by my doctor, not if I pay out of pocket, no work around, nothing. My doctor will not prescribe more medication WITHOUT that test being completed.

22.02.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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