Tim Vandehey

Goddamnit, you made me spit out my breakfast. That is the perfect comment. Well done.

Letting the health care tax credits expire would devastate American families — and we’re making that crystal clear by giving you the data.

We’ve built graphics showing how much costs would rise in every GOP district.

Let’s start with Mike Johnson (R-LA):

Holy shit, this is brilliant, guys! Well done.

I predict the shutdown will end November 2. ACA open enrollment starts Nov. 1 and the new rates will be public. People will go apeshit.

So then, there's no reason not to release the files, right?

One million percent. Every city needs to do this. Someone needs to put together a strategy book for every city to follow. Get local utilities on board so they can shut down water and electrical wherever the brownshirts are staying.

MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE! Cities should be refusing to feed ICE, refusing to fill their vehicles with gas, refusing to let them piss, shutting off water and power where they're staying, even feeding them spoiled food. Fuck with them and make their lives hell.

Imagine going from the Washington Post of Woodward and Bernstein to the Washington Post of Jeff Bezos that fired Karen Attiah. Wait, we don't have to imagine!

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If I was an enemy of this country, I would be SALIVATING right now. We are so weak and unprepared for any kind of terrorist action, incursion, cyberattack, hostage situation—you name it. Unless it occurs in Portland, Chicago, or Memphis, of course. Then we're ready to go in, guns blazing.

They ARE agents of an enemy power. Putin knew exactly what he was doing when he backed President Cankles in 2015. He couldn't take down the U.S. from without, so he leveraged our already-toxic, Fox-fueled shit show to take us down from within. And he's succeeding.

Trump's tits are bigger.

$20 says he can't find Portland, OR, on a map. Actually, he probably can't even find Oregon.

Isn't that like asking someone to choose between getting punched in the balls and getting kicked in the balls? Both are terrible.

That's actually the reason behind Trump's impregnable popularity. He's a human permission slip for the worst people in our country to not only stop being embarrassed at being racist, misogynist, homophobic, ignorant, bigot, but to actually take pride in those qualities.

"Trent Crimm, the Independent. How do you hold news conferences with Trump's dick in your mouth 24-7?"

Answer the fucking question.

You hope the Republicans develop a sense of morality? Bernie, my bro. They can't SPELL morality.

Pete Hegseth Is Living the Dream A man who retired as a major lectures hundreds of generals about the need to meet his standards.

This piece NAILS the Whiskey Pete/Diaper Don show.

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He's not lost. He's stark raving nuts.

Democrats, let's practice, shall we?

"Republicans are lying."
"Trump is a liar."
"That's a transparent lie."
"Republicans are liars."
"Speaker Johnson is lying, again."
"I doubt Trump even believes his own lies."
"Voters see right through Republican lies."

GOOD! Repeat 3x daily.

Doesn't matter. The country is becoming more secular, and this won't change that.

Seriously? Christians and liars have become one and the same. Your religion = what its adherents do.

Just once, I want to see a journalist say to one of these Republican fucks, "You're lying. You're lying to me and my viewers. Tell another lie and we're ending this interview."

Indeed.

ADP National Employment Report: Private Sector Employment Shed 32,000 Jobs in September; Annual Pay was Up 4.5% /PRNewswire/ -- Private sector employment shed 32,000 jobs in September and pay was up 4.5 percent year-over-year according to the September ADP National...

Oh, it gets even better—well, worse—for Trump.

Actually, for everybody. But especially for Trump.

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Of course it's clear!!! Jesus. It was about Trump's and Whiskey Pete's egos. That's all. It was about Kegsbreath wanting to sound like a warrior and Trump having generals bow to him. Good news is, from facial and body language, the generals despise them both.

No shit. Please, everyone, stop saying things like "wake up" or "I hope it's clear now." We're not stupid. It's been clear since 2024 who this piece of shit and his minions are. We're doing what we can, but they have most of the power and megaphones. Quit acting like we don't know what's going on.

Jesus fucking Christ. Will somebody please wake Chuck up and let him know we're at war?