I will happily hand over all my possessions to him ๐๐
08.08.2025 22:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@thedreadpageant.bsky.social
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I will happily hand over all my possessions to him ๐๐
08.08.2025 22:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Stirrup leggings on men are so attractive ๐
06.08.2025 10:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0CAN'T STOP ME STARMER I'M THE GOONING NINJA ๐ซก Seriously though your art is amazing ๐
03.08.2025 19:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Probably cum and lube with a hint of lavender.
29.07.2025 23:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love the old models but you can't beat Slakeslash, my guy has BUNS ๐
29.07.2025 23:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Batman, I know your crusade against Gothams criminal underworlds is very important, but could you possibly GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING TREE.
29.07.2025 23:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A vessel fitting for the Dark Prince ๐
25.07.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Immediately downloaded NordVPN after being blocked from the Rule 34 site. Can't stop me now Starmer, I'm the gooning ninja. Smoke bomb, now I'm in Ireland. Smoke bomb, now I'm in America. No governments can get between me and explicit yaoi art ๐๐
25.07.2025 01:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The UK government has blocked my access to the Rule 34 Hentai site. This is an unforgivable sin which will not go unpunished. My gooning sessions will not be stopped by government decree ๐๐
25.07.2025 00:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yes to everything ๐ You will become the master and mistress of gooning.
23.07.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just imagine Desert Rose by Sting is playing in the background.
23.07.2025 22:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Slaanesh doesn't consent to consent.
23.07.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Horseplay is all fun and games until you accidentally start a sex cult ๐
23.07.2025 22:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He's adorable and can also quite literally fuck himself ๐๐
23.07.2025 22:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Can confirm when you join a Slaanesh pleasure cult you get a prehensile tongue as part of the sign up package.
23.07.2025 22:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Don't just stand there shaking it handsome, put it in ๐๐
23.07.2025 22:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pokebois with pokeballs who loved to get poked in their pokebussy. I'm very sorry.
20.07.2025 19:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Are you suffering from negative rizz ? Do your gooning sessions leave you empty and without purpose ? The Dark Prince has a solution to all your woes ! Try the Slaanesh 6 step program and become the supreme gooner you were born to be !
16.07.2025 21:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0He is gorgeous and I want to kiss him ๐
09.07.2025 22:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Roll 2D6, on 6+ turn an enemy unit within 6" gay and fabulous ๐คฉ
09.07.2025 22:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0All aboard the big cock train ๐
06.07.2025 20:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'd rather go to hell then share heaven with cunts like her.
06.07.2025 20:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm sorry these AI pictures are hilarious, not sexy ๐คฃ Why does his lower half look like it belongs to someone else ๐คฃ
03.07.2025 00:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A decal on a car. It says "HiM" in the upper half, and "I AM IN HIM" in the lower half.
Are Christians TRYING to be homoerotic?
01.07.2025 23:12 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Lord have mercy I'm about to sin
02.07.2025 00:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Asking the real questions ๐ซก
02.07.2025 00:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He is beautiful and I want to kiss him
02.07.2025 00:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I honestly think GW should have taken inspiration from the Hedonites of Slaanesh, the model range is much better designed. Persian themed Emperor's Children would have been cool.
30.06.2025 19:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I, Lord Vasillac of the Dread Pageant, endorse the use of candles blessed by the Dark Prince. Anyone using candles blessed by Nurgle are smelly bums and should be laughed at because they smell.
30.06.2025 19:26 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0People waiting in a long queue when it's hot does not mean the government is undemocratic, just bad at organising.
27.06.2025 23:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0