sugar bunny 🧁

jellyfishin around

no but you can’t either

but does it look like a mushroom

ew why am i being all sappy

nothing bad can happen it can only good happen

i think boring is the correct answer in this situation just so everyone is aware

@badposter.lol

ur mother

i get it

i actually said you were mostly sane for it so don’t lump me in with them. ☺️

keeping a conversation going is so exhausting. do you not want to talk to me or are you just fucking boring????????

a piece of tiramisu sitting on a plate with one bite of it sitting on a fork and text reading “REPOST IF YOU LOVE TIRAMISU OR IF YOU NEED YOUR PUSSY ATE”

wow me too!

absolutely

screaming

uh huh

i’d be into it

you are the most beautiful creature i have ever seen, your majesty

Oysters In My Pocket

its a bop ya know

yeah i’m funnier on my real account sorry

don’t kinkshame me 🥲

pissed

why does my washing machine keep eating my socks

i need someone to slam me in a wall (romantically)

oh yeah i gave up on that awhile ago. big hugs to you. don’t ever be sorry for saying how you feel. 🤍

best gift EVER me too and its not my birthday

hey i made it 😎

thought of something funny but then i realized it might have been considered violent or threatening 😞