Good morning from my little mop.
24.02.2026 17:27 β π 23 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0@kn3rds.bsky.social
I am a mechanical man. Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY. Broadcast accounts get fucked humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
Good morning from my little mop.
24.02.2026 17:27 β π 23 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0This is fantastic. Definitely the element about simply not expecting leadership to save you. That one resonates hard. You just come to expect that people that have artificially elevated themselves will eventually betray you. Because Iβd financially possible for them to practice what they preach
24.02.2026 16:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah Iβm done with it
24.02.2026 15:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Random cool fact: there were some folks that were setting cryptographic key numbers based on the patterns of a lava lamp
24.02.2026 15:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@augustreverie.bsky.social happy birthday!
24.02.2026 15:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sending out birthday wishes to @augustreverie.bsky.social, a very special gal whoβs pretty & witty & brightβ£οΈ
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Iβll tell you what, I couldβve done five more hours of sleep. Itβs cold as hell outside. I am so done with winter.
24.02.2026 15:39 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 0 π 1I havenβt heard it yet! Iβll have to check it out
24.02.2026 04:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Weβre over here plugging They Might Be giants lyrics into the thing and laughing our asses off
24.02.2026 03:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yβall wanna make Marcus the Worm say things for you?
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Congrats to Gargamel for not being in the Epstein files
23.02.2026 23:43 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The snowbanks around here have iced over a few times so their softness is now questionable
23.02.2026 23:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs welcome news. Busy house work is usually more fun than work work
23.02.2026 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That means crashout by Weds. Prep the caffeine IV drip
23.02.2026 23:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#hilarioustattoo
23.02.2026 18:42 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 2 π 1A 3D printed green dumpster filled with fire
Actual photo of me smiling as I fix every one elseβs problems at work
23.02.2026 18:39 β π 45 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah, when you wish upon a star with a $500k/year salary that shit can actually come true
23.02.2026 23:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The best feeling
23.02.2026 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I feel like with the amount of weird ass looking mammals, birds and fish we got, the Lord In Heaven has gotta have a FUCKED UP sense of humor
23.02.2026 23:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Visual poetry
23.02.2026 23:04 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Congrats to Skeletor for not being in the Epstein files
23.02.2026 23:03 β π 33 π 5 π¬ 0 π 2Yer goddamn right it is
23.02.2026 23:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ouch! Hope youβre ok
23.02.2026 23:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 02nded
23.02.2026 23:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dude, thatβs just intrusive thoughts
23.02.2026 23:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whatever, I love Oppa Gangnam style
23.02.2026 23:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah they can eat an icicle
23.02.2026 22:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BURN THEM
23.02.2026 22:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0