Non-Fungible Tolkien

sitting on my porch drinking a cherry limeade with God's sun shining on my face and not being pregnant by a crusty man is pretty great

a wormhole is the butthole of space

I truly appreciate it. And I keep TRYING to remind myself of that…sometimes it sinks down, other times I am still in panic mode. We don’t have any sort of savings to fall back on, which is why it always scares me

Oh and I’m overeating! That’s fun. I am trying my damndest to get back to a light intake diet and of course the stress ain’t helping.

And not because of any one person (our team is made up of wizards, I kid you not) but the scope of the work is killing is and our client will not ease on the deadline. So I am stressing. So casual/silly brain is in standby mode right now.

Quick trauma dump for y’all. Read it or blow past. Your call.

My shitposting Brain works best when my active thinking/listening brain is idle. That brain has NOT been idle - it has been forced to work in overtime. An Eng project at work (I am lead) is going badly and I am trying to dig us out.

Sorry, I have not been very active on here recently. The brain is going through it gyrations. I’ll be back on whenever.

Today was the most day day that ever dayed. And it's still going.

In other news, I'm trying to play multiple games at the same time again. I'm...excited? to see how this turns out.😅

rare example of how alan moore is nine feet tall

That’s wild.

Quid pro donut.

Everybody wins.

Saavik takes the Kobayashi Maru test at the open of Star Trek II

I’ve stared at this photo for five minutes trying to think of words to convey what it meant to see this on the big screen at age 15 and I just can’t so here it is without comment 🤣

a pixel art poster with isometric art in dark blue, blue and a light desaturated bluish green. A lighter blue stripe at a rising angle through the middle depicts an open laptop in the middle, with stylized arrows coming in along the sides from the lower left and upper right, and turning to point to the laptop. Abstract icons in circle and arrow shapes are embedded along the lines, and small circles terminate the other two lines without arrows. Text above and below the center image reads "STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING"

a pixel art poster with isometric art in gold palette colors from dark brown to light yellow. A gold-tan stripe at a rising angle through the middle depicts an open laptop in the middle, with stylized arrows coming in along the sides from the lower left and upper right, and turning to point to the laptop. Abstract icons in circle and arrow shapes are embedded along the lines, and small circles terminate the other two lines without arrows. Text above and below the center image in yellow reads "STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING"

Help computer.

(two new palette variations)

a picture of my skircle

baby’s first skircle.

i looked at this and smiled really big because i have only really good things to think about every single one of you. 💛

NO GODS
NO MASTERS
NO BILLS OVER $20 ACCEPTED

Sure grandpa, let’s get you back to bed now

Awesome shirt!! You look great!

Here’s my Skircle or whatever. Tag yourselves if you want.

“Find a person that leans into your care”

Fuck.

YouTube video by The Monty Python Museum Out of the Trees (1975), by Graham Chapman & Douglas Adams

youtu.be/saxhV4gzm5c?...

Our dear geist and her skircle of pals

Look at all the cool cats and total babes I know.

If you are, you’re doing a great job of it

Virginia is for lovers

Right?! And the friggin AI kept telling us it worked based on 2-3 articles from 2018-2019.

Babe, are you ok? Are you ok babe
Babe, are you ok? Are you ok babe
Babe, are you ok? Are you ok babe
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by
A meme criminal

Oh man. This one. Excellent work my friend.

Me (as a doctor): I'm afraid you have very moderately progressing gonorrhea

Patient: what? I don't understand

Me (starts slow clap)

Illustration. A bald man has a mask partially obscuring his face with pipes running around it.

"Resistance - is futile. Your life, as it has been - is over. From this time forward, you will service - us."
Pencil, markers and gouache sketch.

So we played Pre-Sequel on the PS4 until we all were passing out 😂🤘

a cartoon character is wearing a shirt that says oh on it ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a shirt that says oh on it

Tonight, the girls and I settled into the living room to play some local co-op 4-player splitscreen borderlands 3 on our new PS5…

…only to discover, after tons of google searches and arguing with the google AI, that this feature does not exist.