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I am a mechanical man. Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY. Broadcast accounts get fucked humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo

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Good morning from my little mop.

24.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is fantastic. Definitely the element about simply not expecting leadership to save you. That one resonates hard. You just come to expect that people that have artificially elevated themselves will eventually betray you. Because I’d financially possible for them to practice what they preach

24.02.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’m done with it

24.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Random cool fact: there were some folks that were setting cryptographic key numbers based on the patterns of a lava lamp

24.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@augustreverie.bsky.social happy birthday!

24.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sending out birthday wishes to @augustreverie.bsky.social, a very special gal who’s pretty & witty & bright❣️

And also…
sweet,
cool,
insightful,
loyal,
honest,
adorable,
fun,
helpful,
friendly,
quirky,
sexy,
irresistible,
driven,
curious,
delightful,
confident,
exciting,
cultured,
& easy to love πŸ«ΆπŸ»πŸŽ‚πŸ₯³

24.02.2026 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll tell you what, I could’ve done five more hours of sleep. It’s cold as hell outside. I am so done with winter.

24.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man is using a stapler in an office cubicle with a framed certificate on the wall that says the office supply company ALT: a man is using a stapler in an office cubicle with a framed certificate on the wall that says the office supply company
24.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t heard it yet! I’ll have to check it out

24.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Text-to-Speech (TTS) StreamElements Demo Simulator Emulator Generator Tool Thing

lazypy.ro/tts/?voice=e...

24.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re over here plugging They Might Be giants lyrics into the thing and laughing our asses off

24.02.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Text-to-Speech (TTS) StreamElements Demo Simulator Emulator Generator Tool Thing

Y’all wanna make Marcus the Worm say things for you?

lazypy.ro/tts/?voice=e...

24.02.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Congrats to Gargamel for not being in the Epstein files

23.02.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The snowbanks around here have iced over a few times so their softness is now questionable

23.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s welcome news. Busy house work is usually more fun than work work

23.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That means crashout by Weds. Prep the caffeine IV drip

23.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#hilarioustattoo

23.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
A 3D printed green dumpster filled with fire

A 3D printed green dumpster filled with fire

Actual photo of me smiling as I fix every one else’s problems at work

23.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, when you wish upon a star with a $500k/year salary that shit can actually come true

23.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best feeling

23.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like with the amount of weird ass looking mammals, birds and fish we got, the Lord In Heaven has gotta have a FUCKED UP sense of humor

23.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Visual poetry

23.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to Skeletor for not being in the Epstein files

23.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Yer goddamn right it is

23.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ouch! Hope you’re ok

23.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2nded

23.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, that’s just intrusive thoughts

23.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever, I love Oppa Gangnam style

23.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah they can eat an icicle

23.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BURN THEM

23.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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