gabri

tell your irls sometimes i post about poop on bsky

i just drank a monster energy drink on an empty stomach because i'm hardcore as frick

I'm walking shirtless in the park so everyone can see my demonic form firsthand

bats and rats

No I've been on a crusade against them

That's why they say the hills have eyes

The smurfs just showed up at my door

Where would we meet if we log off though

I can't log off so easily I'm weak

Saying "gobble gobble" to a turkey

It's definitely not blue

If I was a billionaire I'd make origami with all my bills

dude yesterday earl said "suck it" to our substitute teacher he really got his ass there

My right hand looks like a paint by numbers

Some shit is confusing

Egg is good enough

The moon always looks good

No problem im glad you liked it and I hope you feel better soon

Then you can come ig, I'm warning you I'm anemic

Are you coming here with a syringe to extract it?

Ok here's something I made, the prompt from my writing club was "horse girls racing" drive.google.com/file/d/18IfM... lmk if the link doesn't work

Would a distraction help? Because I have something i made myself that I could show you

Excuse me that's the moon

This would've done numbers on twitter

That's so millennial

Guys the alarm goes off tomorrow morning

I understood the american college lifestyle the second i opened a pack of instant ramen

Buds only

It's all dark and to me it isn't scary

Didn't realise we interact that often but I'm fine with it, it's fun to do that with you