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Serving the tiny population who appreciate absolutely Byzantine trains of thought Also, we say "fuck" a lot ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ธ

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So, the Dickless Gestapo, otherwise known as ICE, is apparently now scouring social media for signs of dissent.
Hey, ICE:
Every last one of you should be tried for treason.
So should your Nazi bosses.

Come and get me, you twats.

28.10.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I konked out for a minute there anyway

So yes

10.10.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS !!!

09.10.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's What We Do. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿธ

09.10.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Run for it, Marty!

09.10.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1860 had an affair with 1935 and had a kid called Right Now In America

06.10.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not sure who I want to see put against the wall more... Miller, or this useless sack of shit.

03.10.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I DEMAND A LINK

03.10.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฌ

03.10.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, of all the things I could say about this almost infinitely disgusting, vomit-inducing regime we are now under, one of the weirdest is this: I never thought I would be part of a situation that rendered Hogan's Heroes completely unfunny.

30.09.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fact, despite the other fact that Democrats are a bunch of complete morons and wimpy losers, with a few notable and wonderful exceptions.

30.09.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this weird little tiny fist thing is his version of sieg heil

Why is no one talking about this

30.09.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How the hell is doing something like this not completely disqualifying?

HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN WHAT THE FUCKING 25TH AMENDMENT SAYS?

30.09.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More evidence for compulsory sterilization and/or euthanasia.

The trouble is in the mediation.

28.09.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right now, I'm just enjoying living entirely rent-free in your tiny mind ๐Ÿ˜Ž

28.09.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, this is unfiltered word soup.

28.09.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I just had a stroke trying to read that

28.09.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I just had a stroke trying to read that

28.09.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought I think half a dozen different Oktoberfest beers last year, and this one was the ultimate winner

27.09.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've run aground.....

27.09.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still recovering from this ridiculous week, with college volleyball on tv, slow tasty beers, and perhaps a bit of (rereading) Gatsby shortly.

27.09.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฃ

27.09.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's damned naughty

27.09.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It positively has to smell horrendous in there

26.09.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And if you think that's actually what he's going to talk about, I have a bridge in New York to sell you, and a reminder that the seafood in Kansas is always fresh.

26.09.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This might be the best way I've heard it put. Absolutely spot on.

26.09.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did anyone ever think this wasn't coming? How dumb do you have to be to think that?

26.09.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿธ

25.09.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Precisely: the entire hegemony here is cold liquid diarrhea.

25.09.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blather, Horseshit, Mumble, Mumble (southern vernacular), Plagiarism, and Slovenian (abridged)

24.09.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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