Chronographia

My DMs are blowing up with TEETH, as is correct and proper. Thank you all.

Pencil drawing of two crows in a tree with heavy snow fall. One crow is pulling a PRIVATE PROPERTY sign off of the tree. The crows are now on the snowy ground. One says "Hold on tight!" the other replies "To what?" looking down at the sign it is standing on. The first crow pushed the second and it slides down a hill screaming AAAAAHHHH. Perspective from between the legs of the crow going down the hill. Snow streams by as it continues to scream AAAAAAHHHHHHHH. The first crow watches from the top of the hill as the second screams "I'll never forgive youuuuuuu". The second crow's scream continues "uuuuu–oh I've stopped. That was thrilling!" It is covered in snow, face is plastered with the stuff. In the distance at the top of the hill, the first crow is crying "my turn! my turn!"

Hold On Tight

I was so dismayed to realize what was stuck.

An overhead photo of assorted square food storage tins and reused take out containers sitting on a half-sheet baking pan. Inside the containers are homemade sugar encrusted Polish doughnuts, paczki.

Pączki accomplished. Still got those quarantine baking skills.

[reviewing Wuthering Heights] and furthermore, it wasn't even that high up

No no, ‘spell king‘ is better.

Current hypothesis is that it got in through the basement dryer vent opening, and decided that the laundry pile was just a very cozy pile of leaves?

Until it went horribly wrong.

It also didn’t pull free, so.

I thought it was a bit of towel down there, so I

tried

to pull

it

free

It was. Not.
A towel.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S A DEAD BAT STUCK INSIDE THE WASHING MACHINE ROTOR.

D859
Magic object obtained
--miscellaneous means.

Orcas do, occasionally, according to fashion trends beyond our comprehension. Crabs are known to wear sponges as hats, but more in a camo way. Your best bet is sea urchins, tbh. www.newsweek.com/sea-urchin-h...

F402.2
Government
of demons.

afinal, a lua pertence a david lynch

You know what? I am NOT getting enough credit for not biting someone today.

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

Party Girl Sweater pattern by Shara Sprecher GAUGE

Bless Ravelry in this the year 2k26 of the common era, someone has finally recreated a knitting pattern for the Party Girl sweater (Gaultier A/W ‘85).

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A139.13
Temperamental goddess.

Image id: pen & ink illustration, blue on peach colored paper. In a frame like an old scroll, a bearded groundhog stands in its burrow, dressed in Elizabethan robes & ruff w/a coif hat. It consults esoteric tomes and implements. Lettering reads: Groundhog Prognostication, More An Arte Than A Science

Dressing groundhogs up as John Dee really never gets old.

The great Oracle hog says six more weeks of winter.

#groundhogday #art #linocut

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

You would think after the extensive amount of listening to inscrutable college stations that I do, I‘d be more resigned to this fate. But no.

(E.g. this archived post from 2019.)

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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up

Pasiphaë posting hours.

Not helping with the time-blindness allegations there, buddy.

CONGRATUDOLENCES, YOU’VE UNLOCKED: a track not in the station database and therefore not in the playlist!

SHAZAM: does not recognize it!

GOOGLE: no search results!

Enjoy being tormented by that filthy baseline—just after Horsegirl—for as long as the archive’s up!!

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Absolutely FILTHY bassline. C’mon WTUL archives, help me out here.

Nothing quite shoves your time-blindness in your face quite like going back into a livestream’s archived playlist to find a particular song, only to realize that you have no idea what hour it aired.

It was… uh. During daylight? Narrows it down a little? Before the song about the bike? After?

That’s The Cutting Edge.