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Still trying to process that on Saturday at a funeral luncheon the neighbor of the deceased (my future father in law) used his godfather to wingman me and try to get my number. I can’t believe funeral hookups are real & here we are lol I declined and it’ll live rent free in my head until MY funeral

My iPad is charged and my gummies kicked in so I’ll post my notes when done 😘🫶🏼✨💀✨

It’s a gloomy day and I’m bedrotting. So hitting up the classic monsters on @amazonprime.bsky.social for #horrorfest25 and starting with The Invisible Man. This movie freaks me out, the crime spree is so intense. Truly unsettling for a 1933 film

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lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day

Ahhhh I love this time of year when every other sentence out of my mouth is “fuck the Phillies, they broke my heart too many times and I’m a pirates fan now” before I get hyped at free agency and/or opening day at CBP 🤡

1000%

So if it’s an extraordinarily high number of violations shouldn’t that number go up? That revenue from fines could help fix some issues caused 🤦🏻‍♀️

We’ve seen worse in recent sports history. Immune to it by now

So glad I wasn’t alone😂

Insurance runs all night bbz

It’s really cool when my dying PTSD is triggered by… yawning. Sigh

Ranger Suarez praying coming off the field is all of us

Fuck this is so cool to read right before bed. Stay safe, everyone 🫶🏼

Every time the announcer says Pages I think they’re saying Pothead and that says nothing about my psyche

Phillies getting hot is doing nothing for my chest pain

Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just hits from the top of the lineup.

Saturday morning we went in our showgirl glittery best (and my hair clip is an Easter egg for what vinyl variant I got) for the Taylor swift life of a showgirl watch party. Loved seeing the inspiration behind the songs, needless to say she was very short talking about her inspiration

Jackson Avery is a beautiful butterfly

Jackson Barkley Avery is ready to watch the Philadelphia Phillies game and I’m jealous he doesn’t have the crippling anxiety that comes with playoff baseball

I’m not live posting during my first listen of the life of a showgirl because I want to immerse myself in it. Gonna write notes on my iPad and share in the morning or after 🫶🏼 but man I realize how much I love Taylor Swift by how out of my mind excited I get for any new anything. 🤡 for rep still

Crap I forget how many wins I predicted the Phillies would have gotta somehow find my post

Tonight’s #horrorfest25 movie is the 1989 classic family tale of Pet Sematary! I have seen, but they have not so I’m excited to watch through beginner eyes

The Kruk TMac shirts were a whole jumpscare. I love these men, the pride of Philadelphia

I’m still just a girl in 2005 walking around with my hot pink Bluetooth earpiece and pink RZR without a care in the world

Sometimes I think my greatest quality is my ability to whip up the best cheesesteak you’ve had in just minutes. Always got that beef and some liscios rolls on hand plus my special seasoning 💅 Girl Scouts taught me to always be prepared

Thank you! That is incredible!!!!

Every extra inning of this Phillies game takes 3.7 years off my life

the light of Heaven continues to shine on God's favorite city, Philadelphia

Ooh that’s right. The only loss in this streak came from that Football Team win when Jalen Hurts was out, and inspired the Hard Rock takeover

Ah that sucks! Yeah I’m Delaware so it’s still in the zone. They really need an online option and move into the 2020s