Adding “ , MBA” after one’s name might be the most white male thing you could do.

You know, I was wondering what we should name the new 3rd party. Luigitians rolls off the tongue.

Gramps gotta bundle up.

Normally I’d say 15-20 minutes, but she likes them old so I’ll guess the viagra drags it on longer than she signed on for.

He was enamored with AOC at first, too.

Before or after being Bondied?

Can’t wait to call them Welfare Peens.

Always moving the goal posts to rig the game.

Keith Boykin solves the Trump Problem in under 2 minutes.

I believe it is alpaca.

Tell me he had the flu and the airline lost his luggage on this trip.

Will this be like when Gilligan got hit with a second coconut and his brain went back to normal? We could only hope.

She’ll buckle right after she unbuckles.

a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is wearing headphones ALT: a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is wearing headphones

Don’t forget your ID!

I think Four Seasons Landscaping is in that shopping center.

It is certainly not his preferred jingle for this company.

Is the common thread with the 0 ratings Costco or being somewhere with a spouse?

True, but that was the comeback Grok provided.

Publix has done that for decades. It comes off as customer service, but it’s actually to make potential shoplifters feel like they’re being watched/identified.

Fuck Chuck. Such an easy slogan.

Duffy is an idiot so, real or not, he’s good for such idiocy.

Orrrrrr, he can move to Florida as promised and run for Governor against Serena Waterford DeSantis. He’d stand a better chance of winning that than ANY race in NY.

Damn, Cuomo really has no actual skill set, does he? Can’t do a damned thing but grift in elected positions.

As he himself describes such behavior: “LOW ENERGY!”

I’m celebrating to REALLY piss them off. I’m having samosas.

When was the last time that jacket—or that person—had a bath?

These are the same people who bitched about the “everybody gets a trophy” mentality.

Image showing Chrissy Houlahan voted with GOP to censure Al Green.

Will she vote to censure herself?

I know the pill is used for many purposes, but let’s let them know if they “Grill the Pill”, those who use it for birth control will campaign against this with “Kick the Dick.”

#FATWO is the new #FAFO