Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts

One perk of being the oldest 30 year old on earth, is that when I get plastered I write people physical letters rather than texts or phonecalls. Gives me a good chance to read them in the morning and decide if I still want to send it.

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.

(Runner up was Pleasantville)

Batman breaking a rifle in half from a 1986 comic. The rifle has a label "AI (even if you're making fun of it)" and Batman is saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Anyway time to post this again.

AI is a tool of fascism.

"Are you into tits or ass?"
"Ma'am, I'm an irredeemable pervert of the highest calibre. You could drive me mad with the bad side of your left forearm."

I said something last night as a joke that was fucking depressing in retrospect: "If my dry streak goes on any longer, it'll start getting compared to the millennium drought."

For the sake of my sanity, I'm going to have to start pretending my solitude is an elaborate and deliberate bit.

Watching Thin Red Line has made me realise that when I get conscripted to the next bullshit war, I won't have any cute flashback scenes with a girl in a trad dress. It's just going to be me with my MtG decks or gaming computer or some shit.

What a terrible night to be horny.

fuckin 11

Gomen, gaijin des.

Absolutely fantastic!

1) Dogma
2) Before Sunset
3)The Blues Brothers
4) American Pie 2

A photo of a poster detailing stretches that can be performed using an office chair.

WHS put up posters detailing good stretches to do before beating the entire fuck out of a colleague. Too much time lost from pulled muscles, I guess.

Naming and shaming Nazis but make it the opening credits of an early 2000s reality show by the hilarious Scout Boxall

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I would like to wish John Howard a very hurry up and die already.

Question: What's your daily?

Probably ripped it off from Bioshock

Thanks. It's nice to feel a little less alone in this world.

You have it fuckin right. Every so often you come across work that just makes you say "Yup, they get it" and the excellence doesn't lay in the technical quality of the execution but rather the fact that they understand what makes something hot because they also think that it is fucking hot.

Do you ever feel like you've outgrown your name?

I have been 30 different people since my parents gave me my name and some days being called by it feels like wearing a poorly fitted onesie.

Situational, definitely. I'm only a pornaholic when I'm looking at well-crafted drawings of debaucherous fantasies that would horrify most psychologists.

In today's episode of "The guy who sets the crossword in the Guardian and I are on really fucking different wavelengths.": The clue was "Goon" , four letters.

The answer wasn't "wank", it was "thug".

Go for gold! The world is better for people creating the things they want to see in it (unless they're hateful).

"I could jork it to the way you walk across the room."

"Are you into tits or ass?"
"Ma'am, I'm an irredeemable pervert of the highest calibre. You could drive me mad with the bad side of your left forearm."

Man, whoever is writing the script for my life today is a bit heavy handed on the subtext.

I was cleaning out my place and thought "Man, when you get rid of all the old shit you've been lugging around for no reason, there's enough room here for another person to live here."

What a terrible night to be horny.

Halloween is a dangerous time of year. The batshit insane barmaid at my local is dressed like a demon that would violently disembowel me and I'd probably let her.

I need to get off the internet. I was doing a crossword, one of the clues was "come in", 5 letters long.

My first thought: breed.