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Guess we'll plug this crap one more time then. More crap to come at the weekend(ish)!

News: Guildford Match Postponed - Sutton United Football Club Tonight’s Surrey Senior Cup First Round match against Guildford City […]

Dukey will be gutted. And so will you lot, missing out on another blog! 😆
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Look, it's the first time we've even bothered for a couple of months. Humour us alright?

David Squires on … Nottingham Forest’s clash of the titans Our cartoonist anticipates a battle royale between big men who never shy away from confrontation

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Our swearing brings all the boys to the yard. 😆

Morning folks. This went online last night. It's got all the usual bollocks, so chop chop on the clicky clicky...

Fucks sakes. Regular PL, La Liga and Serie A games in the US and Saudi within 2 seasons. Nailed on. 🙄

Just checked & my records say that was a Diadora (Isthmian) Prem league game against Hayes. 2-2 draw. Definitely wouldn't have played Brook House, although they are from that neck of the woods and were called 'AFC Hayes' for a few years from early 2000's....

Don't recall that one at all mate! They were a Spartan League side back then so wouldn't have been FA Cup that time of year, or Trophy (not senior enough, they'd have been in the Vase) and not a Isthmian League cup tie (same). Youth cup maybe?? Reserves?? 🤷

Starting from Scratch - Gandermonium Brothers! Sisters! Welcome! Welcome back to our humble little corner of the internet where we wonder what on earth we’re doing with our lives whilst we drink ourselves silly in far flung corners of th...

Mutual Consent, the 2004 League Cup Final and Michelle Mone's Lawyer. Taz returns with the first Sutton United content in over 2 months. A 0-0 away at Braintree, naturally...
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Photos from Sutton United's 0-0 draw with Braintree Town:

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We won, naturally. As we're professional drinkers. Back at the Hammy Hall with one now! Oh god what have we done with our lives... 😭

Even our new manager mentioned it, so no. But we appreciate the thought. 😆

YouTube video by Sutton United FCtv POST MATCH Chris Agutter Braintree Town 0 Sutton United 0 NL 04/10/25

"That's the worst you'll see whilst I'm manager".

Chris, we wish you nothing but the best, but we're bitter and we have LONG memories. We remember the finest details... 😐
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We noted this fact too. It didn't help. 😆

Playing Uber roulette. Cab's 7 miles away, Mr X has just got another round in... 😳

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Indy: "You've got that. Whatever it is..." 😆

Didn't expect much today with new gaffer in thurs and game today. But fucking hell, few lads there need to get online and start asking about some careers in telesales...

The hell is going on in town today that it took that long to get on a Vic line train?

0-0 FT. We were dreadful 2nd 45. Needs to be 2-3 in this week. At least.

Njoku sighter...saved! 4 mins added. Siiigh.

Fair to say this has not been a good 2nd half from us so far. 😐

Wow. Their 2 lads have just tackled each other in the box with our keeps nowhere. 😳

Sub. Njoku on. Dabre off.

Sub. Vincent off. Ogbonna on.

Jesus fucking christ, we can NOT play football. 😐

Long throw them. Over everyone, their no.3 has nutted a sitter over. 😳