@gandermonium.bsky.social
Non-League idiots talking bollocks about (mostly) football & mainly Sutton United FC. Football league and we f*cked it up... Site: gandermonium.com Insta: @gandermonium
Telly ok? 😆
12.02.2026 12:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Knackered we think. Sounds like he's been playing and training with you as much as he has for us! 😆
11.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
1-1 FT. How we've not won that at the death. Jesus. Still alive though. Just. 😳
11.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jesus. Njoku should win it, rounds keeper AND FALLS OVER! Then moments later, ball worked into box, not clear, Ogbonna bobbles and it's off the line!! 🙄
11.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Little bit of interplay, Harris lays off, Njoku turns and fucking leathers it top bins!!! 1-1!!
11.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SNSNKDUDIWJGOWFISIEIGKQPDNFIAPFUWIFNCKAKFJAODJQOEICJAOSJSOAIFUWPDJEOAOWJFIAIDUQJDJQUFYQGTROQKS!!!!
11.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 05 added. They're about to burn 2 or 3 of it with a fake injury.
11.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Subs. Njoku and Jennings on. Taylor and Francis off. 10 to go...
11.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sims almost does a Brackley. Luckily their lad is shit.
11.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chance! Simper shot, deflected, keeps just shovels wide!
11.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Couple set pieces causing them some nerves. Gotta dig in and just have a go here...
11.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Subs. Donkor and Nadesan off. Ogbonna and Harris on. Nope, we've no idea either. Just past the hour...
11.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Christ. That should be 2. Sims save with his legs after more unmarked acres strollage wide and in our box...
11.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh. NOW we're in big trouble. Their man's not even back on after the red, ball wide, whipped ax, glancing header. 0-1.
11.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 05 mins after restart, moments after Nadesan has a flash of a chance with a lob, Bell flies in on other touchline and clatters the lad. Straight red.
And we are in big trouble.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. 😐
11.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He'll be getting less in royalties for that than a stream on Spotify that's for sure. 😂
11.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Haha! Back on the Shoebox Terrace Again getting a half time blast on the PA. 😂 Totts here in spirit. ✊️
11.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Cheeky half time last shove for this. Read it, you might miss the restart of this game. We're doing you a favour, trust us. 👍
11.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
0-0 HT. Probably had the better sighters. But hardly uplifting fare.
11.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bes has a go from range, keeps saves, dollies it out for the tap in. Sadly there's no fucker there in a yellow shirt. 🙄
11.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Low skidding shot. Dunno who. Keeps strong hand down to make the save. Might have been sneaking in.
11.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Their blokes in acres, both channels. Switch and bloke bobbles one ax goal. Comfortably wide.
11.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Corner, header back stick. Keeps saves. Ref imagines a foul to stop the game.
11.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 020 gone. First sighter. Simper low ax goal from 20ish. Wide. It's a start. 🤷♂️
11.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Turned out nice again.
11.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Line up for tonight's 6 pointer. Let's hope it works... #suttonunited
11.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Line up for tonight's 6 pointer. Let's hope it works... #suttonunited
11.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just another little nudgearoo for this one. Painfully light on the actual game this week. Thank fuck.
10.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
