Joel🇨🇦

Mission Accomplished.

That’s a shame.

Right?!

Well if it isn’t the good ole Nixon Gambit.

Read: We are reopening the case and cannot by law release files on an active ongoing investigation.

Nero fiddled whereas Trump diddled.

Can’t see who he was sitting beside? Must have been Zelenskyy.

Saying “I’m ICE boys” implies he’s untouchable.

Does this mean the president can’t veto it?

This is his ‘aluminum tubes’ prelude for an illegal war with Venezuela.

Meta perfection. 👏

What a joke. Republicans named a redacted survivor last week for a weak political stunt.

Jamal Kashoggi.

A pedo-protector endorsement can’t be great for Happy Meal branding.

MAGA likes to hit itself in the head with a hammer over and over again only because it feels so good when they stop.

FFS. Like US Senators haven't already been making illicit stock trades and banking bucks with inside information since forever.

Yassamin Ansari pissed off Virginia Fox by having a name like “Yassamin Ansari”.

All the while unveiling the mystery of magnets.

Correct.

Haven’t yet heard Hillary Clinton’s thoughts on Tim Kaine’s capitulation.

Follow her net worth after she leaves the senate.

Definitely not a cult.

Feels like this was the first time he’d ever read this.

My dog has seen stuff I’d rather he not talk about.

“I’ll make you an offer you can’t… zzzzzzzzz.”

To be fair, Cuomo was busy packing his bags for Florida.

But what about the one million New Yorkers who will flee the city if he's elected? 😆

Thanks. I wasn't aware of that. But he clearly did so begrudgingly. Just last week he said that Mamdani was NOT the future of the Democrat Party. So...